Hilarious spam message

[Redstone]

Just for yucks I read a message that my spam filter caught...

Can anyone tell me how one single person could concievably be sucked in my this illiterate nonsense? I'm serious; this stuff is so bad it's laughable, but obviously they get a sucker now and then. I just can't figure out how.

Redstone

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subject: Need the representative in the US to accept payments from our customers.

You likely know, that very difficult to get access in the market of USA and other advanced countries: It is impossible to open the bank account, it is impossible to accept payment by bank wire, if you are not having physical presence at these countries.

For the decision of these problems there is our company the Eur-Trade. We offer service for the reception payments from our customers (wire
transfers, direct deposit, ACH). Our company based out of Western Europe.

account and you are to wire them to our company's account in Western Europe. You'll receive 5-10 percents of each customer's payment.]
Work with us, it's easy, fast and comfortable...

We invite to work of individuals not more youngly 18 years, wishing to do money to the international currency transactions.
Our activity can seem strange nevertheless it is lawful and proved on the legislation of USA, it agrees with the contract about "Monetary
distributions between the countries and offshore activity of firms from 15.03.1995", activity of our enterprise is lawful and allowed on territory of USA.
Vacancies:
-Manager of the finance
Requirements to candidates:
1. Adult people only
2. Residents only: USA.
3. Computer, internet and e-mail( you should check your e-mail each day, and immediately to answer ours email, it is important for us!)
4. 3-5 hours a free time during week basically not working hours.
5. Bank account.
6. The obligatory requirement! you should be the responsible and fair person, as you will deal with the big money and all candidates will be checked up necessarily, be ready to show scan yours ID and also SSN, the last a place of job also expect a bell home, for check of your identity.
It not a commercial trick, you will not require not what money to start, simply send to us the resume for details and mention "Resume" in the subject line.
Thank for reading of this document, good luck.

Robert Kelly,
The manager of Eur-Trade.

[Wilber_Stool]

1. The Nigerian scam by anyother name

would smell as..................

[Redstone]

3. Yes, it's amazing as well

how many people have fallen for the Nigerian Scam. That one at least offers big bux rather than the vague 5-10% of this one.

Redstone

[BlueJazz]

2. I love their command of the English language.

"It not a commercial trick, you will not require not what money to start"

Ugh..Fire Bad
Porkchop..Good.

[Redstone]

4. Not to mention

"not more youngly than 18 years" and "expect a bell home, for check of your identity."

I figured you all would get a chuckle out of the language in this one, that's why I posted it.

Redstoen