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Ahh, sweet Bombay....
So some folks might remember me spouting off about my dandy waterpik-kinda nasal irrigator thingy which has, through improved breath and sense of smell, almost single-handledly (not a typo) and exponentially increased the number of smooches from Mrs. Robb.
First smart thing I did today was put too much salt in that thing... Owwwy!! Head hurts hours later! @#&^$!!
THEN I had the bright idea to move a Jeep a few feet by just pushing along with one leg while holding the wheel. Managed to run over the foot at the end of said leg with the back wheel.
Again, Owwwwy!!
At any moment, Mrs. Robb will be home, and regret asking about my day. But here's a toast to gin, the near-analgesic of choice this fine evening.
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