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Damn I love it!!
DU RESPONDS: And don't tell me... you're not going to shower until then, right? Incidentally four minutes isn't even close to the record, so no bragging rights this time. But you could try for four minutes next time you have sex with your wife, who, sources tell me, is also the family pet. Best of luck!
DU RESPONDS: I don't know what's more sad... the fact that Jeremy here apparently gets a boner playing hide and seek on an Internet message board, or the fact that he hasn't figured out that the people he's trying to play with don't give a shit. To be fair, I'm guessing that the only reason he's trying to play with us, as opposed to the kindergarteners down the street, is that he's not allowed within two hundred feet of young children.
DU RESPONDS: Let me take these points one at a time:
"You welcome the 1st Amendment but you are merely attempting to destroy this country from within."
Yes, I always forget that the First Amendment doesn't apply to people who disagree with Bush. So... who are the ones trying to destroy the country from within again?
"And you call those men the "Taliban" - how intolerant are you!"
But... but... Focus on the Family told me that "tolerance" was a code word for "butt sex." So am I supposed to be tolerant or intolerant? You guys are confusing me.
DU RESPONDS: Aha - you're one of those Bush voters who enjoys playing the base for suckers on issues like gay marriage and abortion! We don't get many of your sort around here - you're normally too busy off laughing at the rubes. I assume you enjoyed your tax cuts while the "Red State hicks" lost their health insurance? I assume you smugly patted yourself on the back when Saddam Hussein was captured while the "Red State hicks" are still losing children in Iraq every day? Eventually they're going to figure this game out, you know.
DU RESPONDS: Unfortunately, Cory, despite your terribly un-American order to grovel before a politician, I failed to honor Bush on Jan 20. But I will not disagree that the president has a man date.
Goddamn, I love it...My sides are splitting!!
But, I have a suggestion for us. Those who want to compose replies to the Hate Mailbag should get a chance to. I propose a Forum where Hate mail gets posted in a way to preserve anonymity...but give donor-starred people the ability to respond to the postings, and see if we can come up with some more funny replies, and thus...have Hate Mailbags more often!!
Please, Skinner....give US a whack at these wingnuts!!
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