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Room101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:30 PM
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Hi, I'm a horny 15yr old Freeper (Satire)
Edited on Wed Oct-08-03 09:07 PM by BEFOREATHOUGHT
I wish we could trim the Bush out of the White house. Ouch the horror, the unbearable pain. Stop the pain, king George is infallible( that’s better) “Thank god Bush put an end to 8 years of peace and prosperity”.

The Freepers just released me, It was a scene right out of Clockwork Orange.They locked my eyelids open, tied me down and made me watch 72 hours strait highlights of our king Smirking non-stop from his lying “my ass off" tour of 2001.”

I have been conditioned and programmed to feel sickness and pain when ever I have a rational thought. So from here on out nothing but Jingoistic mindless hate.

On edit- I hope you have seen Clockwork Orange, to understand the horror. If you have not seen it I suggest you do, it is a very disturbing movie.
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:33 PM
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1. Should I hit 'Alert"?....
me thinks; I detect a freeper.

:kick:
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Room101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:35 PM
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2. Hello, satire of the following post
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rasputin1952 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 10:18 PM
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18. Jeez guys....
a little jumpy there aren't we?

:kick:
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 10:32 PM
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19. Jumpy?
I thought I was horny? Jeez! Now you tell me!

hop, hop ,hop
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girl gone mad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:36 PM
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3. read more carefully? n/t
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Duncan Grant Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:36 PM
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4. Can you photoshop a couple of photos of pResident *???
We give all freepers a free pass if they can do that! :D
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:43 PM
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5. shhhh...don't say anything....but so am I
I've racked up 4000 democrat-sounding posts because I, too, am waiting for the 2004 election to unmask myself with a big "Ha Ha, fooled you DU assholes I'm a freeper but our guy wona again and now I unmas myself etc. and stuff etc. MORANS!"
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Demobrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:49 PM
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6. Oh man did you ever get screwed. Liberal girls are so
much more fun. The only girls who will talk to you now are the ones you meet in church.
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Room101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:53 PM
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7. Are you implying that people have sex before marriage?
Edited on Wed Oct-08-03 08:57 PM by BEFOREATHOUGHT
You SINNER, dame you to hell. Don’t you know you’re supposed to get felt up by righteous priests, and turn a blind eye to it. Its called being a good Freeper. You dirty nasty body fluid swamping liberal.
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Demobrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:56 PM
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9. Who said anything about sex? Or marriage?
There are lots of ways to have fun with your clothes on. You're the one with the dirty mind. YOU. YOU. YOU.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:59 PM
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11. You're blowing your cover!
Remember, dumocraps are totally into free love and sex - in fact, they think sex with a spouse is wrong, adn taht sex should be found and enjoyed only outside holy matrimony.

Gotta get your facts straight when you're freeping the DU boards.

So - let me say this - Two cheers for the destruction of the American Family and go Marks! We loves communisticicism! (see - I fit in by saying that).
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Room101 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 09:03 PM
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14. LOL - Dame I blew my cover
So - let me say this - Two cheers for the destruction of the American Family and go Marks! We loves communisticicism! (see - I fit in by saying that). LOL
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Demobrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 09:34 PM
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17. That's Marx
Wouldn't want you make freepers look dumb, or anything.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 06:23 AM
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21. Liberal elitist!
I am not a moran!
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Demobrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 12:40 PM
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22. That's right.
And proud of it.
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Lady Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 09:29 PM
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16. Well! Next time YOU pay for the room!
You enjoyed the body fluid thing last night! hehe! :evilgrin:
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 09:03 PM
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13. Repugs
don't do s*x
It's shameful and dirty and should be kept secret. It's a disgusting bodily function that shouldn't be discussed. Repugs do it with whores to spare their wives the pain. Then they wolf down gallons of Jim Beam and a few oxycontin to bury the guilt of their dirty little secret.
You know Bush hasn't boinked Laura since he sobered up (Last Sunday)
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NewYorkerfromMass Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:54 PM
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8. Clockwork Orange- a very disturbing movie???
No way. It's a beautifully made film about free will. Now, I think you need an injection of the serum... and more "treatment".:)
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lynndew2 Donating Member (401 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 11:08 PM
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20. yes beautiful film, but didnt you mean
No way. It's a beautifully made film about free will. Now, I think you need an injection of the serum... and more "treatment".:)

Injection of seamen? aka more treatment?
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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:58 PM
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10. What, no "ask me anything?...
:evilgrin:
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DBoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 08:59 PM
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12. Have a beer dude
Mellow out. Life is not that bad.
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DieboldMustDie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-08-03 09:22 PM
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15. Horny 15 year old...
isn't that redundant? ;)
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