As the saying goes - Need is the Mother of all Invention - so with that

[DS1]

being said, I'm leaving to go start my own beer delivery company.

I'll be back in about three months, DUing from my own private island connected to the net by my own private comm satellite, which ~will~, btw, be broadcasting F1 racing, Porn, and Heavy Metal videos AT ALL TIMES :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

1. You'll be out of business in a week.

I mean, I'd TOTALLY pay you to deliver beer, if I could degrade you and slash your tires and wipe my ass with your tip. You know, the same way I treat pizza delivery boys.

But the novelty would soon wear off. After all, half of the joy in drinking is not having to deal with other people. If I have to interact too much with others, the buzz is killed.

[DS1]

3. That's why my vans would have extendable slots

that simply hover at your doorstep while my horn plays "Tequila"

Just slip the money in the tray and you'll get your shit, no questions asked, asshole.

[Magrittes Pipe]

6. In that case, I could be persuaded.

Of course, you'd need a franchise out here. I'm not going to pay MA real estate just to get booze delivery.

[DS1]

7. As soon as I get the local brew companies out there paid off

I'll open up shop - would you like a Saver Tab Card? We can take payments right out of your bank account minutes after your paycheck hits, if you like, with no interest fee.

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. Fuck. Can I just set up direct deposit into your account.

Just hook it to my vein!

[DS1]

9. Another satisfied customer

:D

[jus_the_facts]

2. would you happen to need a really cool sexytary?

...I'll PM you my resume. :evilgrin:

[DS1]

4. PM the skills resume.

Actual qualifications are irrelevant.

[jus_the_facts]

5. I have some excellent references too...

:o