Who switched the world to 'idiot mode' today?

[DS1]

Goddamn, stupid people EVERYWHERE? I almost turned into Skittles!

:wtf:
:argh:
:nuke:

[flamingyouth]

1. I just followed a person going 20 mph merging on the freeway

IDiot! :grr:

[miss_kitty]

5. those asshats were driving EVERYWHERE today

in the grosser Seattle area.

[MJP]

6. You think you have it bad...

I live in Alabama (I love the state) however, over 70% of Alabamians voted for * in Alabama. So the other day as I'm fighting my way home on the interstate, I realize 7 - 8 out of every 10 cars is driven by a complete idiot.

No wonder...

[MJP]

7. Oh and Weekends can be worse..

Cause you're not sharing the road with the M-F 9-5'ers who drive everyday on that route and are more adept at it...you're sharing it with Saturday Drivers! They're amateurs!

[DS1]

8. Not to mention half the cars are people that have been out drinking

so everyone's weaving like crazy, and racing, and other stupid stuff.

I need my own planet, invitation only. The secretary's position has already been filled.

[flamingyouth]

9. Can I come too?

I promise to just sit quietly, reading in the corner. :hi:

[DS1]

10. Okay.

I'll even let you bring Fenris, because I know that's the next question ;-)

[flamingyouth]

14. Yeah *blush*

He's even quieter than me. And he's good to bring along because he can fix shit. :D

[Magrittes Pipe]

16. I didn't know he was a proctologist!

:D

[flamingyouth]

18. VERY good

;) :thumbsup:

[tjwash]

11. I call it "asshole driving day"

nt

[Not_Giving_Up]

2. Calm down...are you home now?

It seems like every time I leave my house, the idiots are on the road, just to bug me. The other day, it was idiot animals. In one fifteen minute drive I had a weiner dog, a german shep, and a rott jump out right in front of my car. I managed to avoid all three of them, but decided it was animal idiot day.

[DS1]

3. First it was the dumbfucks at Starbucks, on BOTH sides

of the counter. The two dipshits who stood in line for 4 minutes talking, THEN decided it was time to figure wtf they wanted, while asshole number 3 bumped into me twice - hard - and covering me with his liquored up breath.

Then some idiot decided it would be fun to run across Route 9, in the dark, wearing all black but for his shopping bags.

At Whole Foods the cashier decided to just walk away.

The only redeeming quality for the day was that Stop & Shop are selling those large bars of Cadbury's chocolates for a buck each.

Oh, an that latte was weak as hell, good thing I didn't tip the little fuckers.

/rant

[Not_Giving_Up]

4. Inhale..........

Exhale!

[enigmatic]

12. We had to go to Wal-Mart today...

Boy, what a mistake THAT was..

[dolo amber]

13. Today?

I wasn't aware it ever WASN'T. :shrug:

[smirkymonkey]

15. Well......It IS President's Day Weekend...

that could explain it. :evilgrin:

[DS1]

17. Good point. It's like a terristrial Maximum Overdrive, where instead

of an alien craft inside a comet beaming codes to make machines homicidal, the President's own idiocy is beamed up into space, amplified, and shared across the nation.