What's your favorite Seinfeld line?

[MJP]

[tridim]

1. It's a "junior" mint!

It's very refreshing!

Edit: I also like, "The sea was angry that day my friends" and "Is that a Titlest?" from the same scene with George as a faux Marine Biologist.

[BlackVelvetElvis]

2. Elaine's dancing "is like a full-body dry heave"

I wish I had thought of that line!

[DawgHouse]

3. I'm out there, Jerry

and I'm lovin' very minute of it!

[Swede]

4. Serenity Now!!!

nt

[ckramer]

5. Just look at my signature

[Mojambo]

36. That's a great (and often overlooked) line. n/t

[everythingsxen]

6. ..but she's a Nazi!

From one of the funniest episodes ever, The Limo.

[flamingyouth]

8. Oh yeah

That's a classic episode. :D

[KT2000]

7. Sponge-worthy

every young girl needs to learn about that so she can use it for her whole life!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

35. I still use that phrase

;-)

[MJP]

9. This bizarre harried experiment must end!

George Costanza

[Kire]

10. "not that there's anything wrong with that"

[MrScorpio]

11. To a telemarketer:

"Hello? Yes this is Jerry Seinfeld. No, not really. I'm not interested. No. Hey, I'll tell you what, you give me YOUR number and I'll call YOU back later tonite. You don't feel like doing that? Then I guess you now know what if feels like to be called by a telemarketer."

[proud2BlibKansan]

21. Speaking of phone calls

remember that episode where Kramer's phone number was similar to the movie theater and he was giving out movie times and movie reviews?

[Mojambo]

26. "So, I'm Filk?"

"You're Filk."

"Oh, Mama."

[Crunchy Frog]

12. "Are you still Master of your Domain?"

Followed by, "Not that there's anything wrong with that".

[General Zod]

13. "The jerk store called,they're running out of you!"

[MJP]

14. That is a good one...lol nt

[Philosophy]

15. You know we're living in a society!

http://www.rpi.edu/~markhn/sounds/society.wav

I still use that one.

[parasim]

16. well, it's more than one line, but this is my favorite monologue...

"Well, let me tell you something, funny boy. Y'know that little stamp,
the one that says "New York Public Library"? Well that may not mean
anything to you, but that means a lot to me. One whole hell of a lot.
Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before:
Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library
books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without
libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change
the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right
now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees
and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers?
Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue
fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that
kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe
that turns you on, Seinfeld; maybe that's how y'get your kicks. You and
your good-time buddies. Well I got a flash for ya, joy-boy: Party time
is over."

-Bookman, in The Library episode.

[Bronco69]

17. George: "Pipes are pipes"

Elaine: "You'll get them mixed up!"

In response to George peeing in the shower.

[XNASA]

18. Booga-Booga!!!!!

Oops. Sorry. Wrong comedian.

[Mojambo]

19. "Do you think chickens have individual personalities?"

"If you had like five chickens could you tell them apart by just the way they acted? Or would they all just be walking around? Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk? Cause if they have individual personalities I’m not so sure we should be eatin `em. "

[senseandsensibility]

20. You want a piece of me?

Elaine to George's Dad.

[Boswells_Johnson]

22. It moved

[mark414]

23. these pretzels are makin me thirsty!

[last_texas_dem]

30. Mine, too

Especially George's "different interpretation":

"These pretzels.... are makin' me THIRSTY!!!"

[magnolia]

24. "That's kookie talk."

"Can you spare a square?"

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. The end of it...

I never liked that show. :hi:

[Arkana]

27. "It's you! You're the Assman!"

[blue neen]

28. "Bovary?"

"Mulva?"

[Zomby Woof]

29. Women shave too!

Not every day!

[AntiCoup2K4]

31. NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

[WI_DEM]

32. "pass the salt"

[DU GrovelBot]

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[PittPoliSci]

34. don't recall that one...

which episode was that again?

[WI_DEM]

38. I remember

George got a thing for a wacky liberal who belongs to a progressive democratic website called DU. She tells him the only way she will sleep with him is if he donates to DU. He donates $1 not knowing that the chick is one of the managers of the site--she finds out and tells him "you're the last man I'll ever sleep with--you creep!!" and walks out on him--George chases her waving a $5 bill yelling, "What will honest Abe get me!!"

[Mojambo]

37. Sorry Grovelbot. I donated to the Human Fund. n/t

[Kathy in Cambridge]

40. *snort*

[Kathy in Cambridge]

39. Yada Yada Yada; They're Real and They're Spectacular

he's a rabid anti-dentite

shrinkage

Vandelay Industries

Maybe the dingo ate your baby

Mulva

Festivus-for the rest of us

Buck Naked

No soup for you!

Who does not want to wear the RIBBON??

[ckramer]

41. "Why don't you tell me what movie you want to see?"