Stump the rock & roll addled, spiteful, functional alcoholic.

[Magrittes Pipe]

[name not needed]

1. What town is the band "The Prime" from?

[Magrittes Pipe]

3. Get me a fuckin' beer, you ingrate bastard!

[name not needed]

10. not my fault you cant answer the question

[Magrittes Pipe]

12. Yeah, well it's not my fault you can't do what you're told...

...and GET ME A FUCKING BEER.

[name not needed]

14. Fine

but if you keep talkin' to me like that, then I'm takin' you back to the asylum.

[Magrittes Pipe]

15. Leave me be. Just leave me alone.

You know... after you GET ME A GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING BEER!!! :nuke:

[name not needed]

17. I'M GETTING YOUR MOTHERFUCKING BEER

[jus_the_facts]

2. What group did the song...."Tell Me What You Want" in the 80's?

:evilgrin:

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. All of them.

Now get me a fucking beer.

[jus_the_facts]

19. Actually it was Zebra....but here ya go anyway....

:*

[drumwolf]

16. Zebra.

I grew up watching that video on MTV in the early '80s. They were one of my favorite bands in 1983, along with Vandenberg.

Now you owe me a beer. :beer:

[jus_the_facts]

20. YES....here you go....

:toast:

[Maddy McCall]

5. What is it?

[Magrittes Pipe]

7. It's a fucking fish flopping around while a crackhead jumps around.

Now get me a fucking beer.

[Maddy McCall]

9. LMFAO! Ok...

this is the first hearty laugh I've had on DU in awhile. :yourock:

[Boswells_Johnson]

6. What's the best drink to have when listening to Foghat?

[Magrittes Pipe]

8. A Manhattan.

Because I'm a fool for the city.

Now get me a fucking Manhattan.

[Maddy McCall]

11. Is it hard to think with that monkey on your back?

And, when I get you another beer, should I get one for your monkey, too?

This thread is TOO FUNNY!!

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. That's not a monkey. It's my father's love. WHICH I NEVER HAD.

But you know what I did have? Beer.

Fucking get me one.

[JimmyJazz]

18. Do you find the Carpenters strangley appealing -

or is it just me? :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

21. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you get me a fucking beer?

Just like me, they long to be FUCKING DRUNK.

[JimmyJazz]

22. I can't say as I blame you, sir - will this do?

[Magrittes Pipe]

23. The green bottle lets light in, which makes the beer skunky.

I love Heineken, but only from tap or can.

[JimmyJazz]

25. You have got to be the fussiest drunk EVAH - therefore:

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. I said I was functional, dammit.

:eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

28. .

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. Bad night?

:hug:

[Magrittes Pipe]

27. Actually, it's a pretty good night.

I am simply embracing myself.

[XNASA]

29. What did Johnny Rotten name his cat?

[Magrittes Pipe]

30. Malcolm McLaren Is a Fucking Cunt.

But that's just his registered name. Mr. Lydon called him "Mittens."

Now get me a fucking beer.

[XNASA]

31. You'll have to wait until tomorrow.

Bastard.

[JimmyJazz]

36. Bernie Rhodes is Malcolm McLaren's Sock Puppet

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it.

Now get *me* a fucking beer!

[Guy Fawkes]

32. How is Buckethead so awesome a guitarist?

[Magrittes Pipe]

35. It has something to do with KFC.

Beer me.

[DU GrovelBot]

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[Magrittes Pipe]

34. I already donated you shit-balls spammer fuck.

The fucking least you could do is buy me a beer.

[JimmyJazz]

37. No - again, buy me a beer

:7