That "Diamond on the juice box" song and other misheard lyrics

[progmom]

That's how my 3 yr-old asked to hear Joan Jett's "I Love Rock & Roll" yesterday. Took my a few minutes to figure it out, and then I couldn't stop laughing for about 5 minutes.

Any of you have any crazy misunderstood lyrics?

[CO Liberal]

1. "Undercover Angel"

They played it a while back on a '70s weekend on a local station. The Princess and I were singing along with the truck radio. It was then that I learned from her that the chourus goes "Undercover angel, midnight fantasy" - not "Undercover angel, midnight Tenessee", which is how I remembered the lyrics.....

[RebelOne]

2. Check out this web site.

http://www.kissthisguy.com

[progmom]

3. ah yes - I had forgotten that one

thanks

[tinfoilinfor2005]

4. And that old CCR favorite...

"There's a bathroom on the right."

[ScreamingMeemie]

5. "Big Ole Jet had a Light On...." I only recently discovered that it was

Big ole jet airliner. ;)

[Coventina]

6. Give me an iron lung

instead of "bring me a higher love"

One of my personal favorites from a friend of mine.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Mrs. Beast Man's: "He's got a raisin in his shoe"

From "Bad Bad Leroy Brown," back when she was a little tyke.

[EstimatedProphet]

8. Billy Jean is not my lover

She's just a girl
Who claims that I am the one
But the chair is not my son

Letterman did a skit on this in his first season on Late Night that was absolutely hysterical

[progmom]

9. I think I still sing it that way!