My favorite Don Rickles joke

[the Princess]

"Ya know Frank Sinatra saved my life once - He said - That's enough boys!"

ROFLMAO!!!

What's your favorite joke by a celebrity? I just wanna chuckle this morning.

[4morewars]

1. Rodney Dangerfield

"the first time I had sex, boy was I scared, I was all alone !"

[chookie]

2. Another Rodney

"My family were so poor that at Christmas, if I wasn't a boy, I would have had nothing to play with."

[CO Liberal]

3. Johnny Carson

"Your hair and fingernails continue to grow for three days after you die, but telephone calls taper off."

[NightTrain]

4. George Carlin

"Y'ever notice the women who are most against abortion are those you wouldn't want to fuck anyway?"

[Spider Jerusalem]

5. Bill Hicks:

You know what I hate? Those sanctimonious non-smokers who come up to you when you're smoking, and cough...that's fucking cruel, isn't it? Do you go up to cripples and dance, too?

[CO Liberal]

6. Jackie Vernon

"I went on the Drinking Man's Diet. Now I have two problems....."