you want a piece of me?

[ulysses]

You've got half an hour - 5:49 eastern. :evilgrin:

[BlueJazz]

1. Only the good parts.

Your Wisdom and your Wallet. :)

[ulysses]

3. the wisdom is lacking,

the wallet is empty except for receipts. :eyes:

[miss_kitty]

2. do I have to come and get it?

or will you just break off a hunk and send it to me?

[ulysses]

5. depends on the hunk you want...n/t

[miss_kitty]

11. well I thought it would be your choice

since I'm too lazy to travel 5,000 miles to actually come and take it off you

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. No. But I *would* like some of your pie, please.

And some coffee.

[ulysses]

6. like I've got pie.

Imaginary rhubarb suit you?

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. Mmmm.....rhubarb. My favorite!

Thanks!

[burythehatchet]

8. hey can you play hookey friday morning?

UNfiltered at Einstein's 9 to 12 - Lizz, Rachel, and Chuck D.

[ulysses]

13. I heard about that.

I'll be at work, unfortunately. :(

[Placebo]

9. It depends.

How many calories and carbs would be in said piece of you?

[ulysses]

14. not sure.

I'm pretty lean.

Apologies on the lateness, btw - technical difficulties.

[Floogeldy]

10. Let's get it on!

I'll sneak into your garden and squirt Miracle Gro on your flowers. They'll grow so tall nobody will be able to find your house.

I'm dangerous!

}(

[Thor_MN]

12. Can I have your eyes? Mine are nearsighted...

Or is that being greedy asking for two things?

[ulysses]

15. mine are no better...n/t

[Zomby Woof]

16. depends on the purity

;-)

[ulysses]

18. I'm 100% pure, buddy.

:D

[rug]

17. I'll have a quarter pound of spleen, please.

Sliced thin.

[ulysses]

19. we've got plenty of spleen

but it only comes in quarter inch slices. :)