If you drive faster than me,your an idiot,if slower, a moron.

[Swede]

And you probably have poor taste in music. :)

[ElectroPrincess]

1. Yes, aren't we all "true believers" of that maxim? LOL

[eyepaddle]

2. Dude, you're so far off base,

It's faster than me you're a MANIAC Slower than me an IDIOT. Lucky for you, I've got your back on this one! ;)

[McKenzie]

3. if you leave your wheelie bin on a sloping drive you're an idiot

those placcy bins on wheels that litter the street. One rolled off a driveway once and nearly knocked me off my bike. Ever since then I've always given the buggers a wide berth.

And don't get me started on Volvo estates (station wagons to you lot) The biker's Nemesis...never try to overtake a Volvo estate if there's a junction within 3 miles...the driver will probably cut you up. ask any UK biker about Volvo estates..."Volvos?" %$&£%!$.

[miss_kitty]

4. And if you are keeping up with me in the next lane over

you are an asshole.

[Zomby Woof]

5. Borrowed from George Carlin

Except for that last part.