No joke there is a guy in my city who...

[HEyHEY]

Makes his living shaving people's privates...I saw an ad today for "Mr. Baldnutzz" man what a job....

[silverchair]

1. LMAO

i would not want to fill his shoes. damn, that would suck.

[HEyHEY]

2. I think the suck costs extra!

[LiberalVoice]

3. lol...

plus the 15% gratuities...

[Pert_UK]

10. I don't think I COULD fill his shoes.....

but I'm sure I could make them a bit soggy at least....

P.

[Cat Atomic]

4. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, I suggest you try

it sometime.

[Phatfish]

5. ouch

I would not be able to trust a man with either a razor or clippers down in that area. Triming on my own accord is scary enough.

[JohnKleeb]

6. lol that sounds ummm worthwhile

[Liberal Veteran]

7. That's one sharp entrepreneur.....

...pun intended.

[Dookus]

8. hrmm...

does he go door-to-door?

*knock knock* Good afternoon, sir, may I interest you in a nice scrotum-shaving today?


or does he stand on the corner ringing a bell and yelling "BALL-SHAVING! GET YER BALL-SHAVING HERE!"

I'm unemployed, so I need to know. This could be the career I've been looking for.

[Liberal Veteran]

9. Trust me, it isn't your calling.

You don't want to shave the people who can't find that special someone to shave them for free.

LOL

[Dookus]

13. I dunno...

I live in a town populated by surfers, skateboarders and college students. I've often wanted to open up the Dookus Home for Wayward Surfers.

[HEyHEY]

12. And think of the insurance...hey I wonder if he's insured!?

Suppose he ...you ...slips

[FDRrocks]

11. I'd do it!

Hell yes. I mean, what is more ambigious than peoples privates. I would love to shave the more secrets sections of people simply for knowledge of the ambiguous (are men too small; women too loose?).

Better than a gynecologist, in my opinion.

[Liberal Veteran]

14. Nothing says "Clean" like that fresh ballsack sheen!

This thread ain't gonna die for a long time.

[HEyHEY]

15. well....maybe he'll get some business out of it

[Hawkeye-X]

16. When I saw this

I immediately thought of this guy:

[ironflange]

17. Good ol' Ouchy

Haven't visited him in a while.

[Pert_UK]

18. I think that this was already done on The Onion.....

IIRC it was entitled "You're going to love my balls" and was an article explaining how he shaved and polished his nuts to a deep, lustrous sheen.

It didn't say whether it was Martin or Charlie.

[Spider Jerusalem]

19. Must've been this ad.

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20. That's the one!!!

Only it was bigger and in a directory