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Cloud Donating Member (380 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 12:16 AM
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Top 10 reasons why beer is better than christianity
No offense to anyone but these made me chuckle. I think we could all use a laugh.

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.
9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
8. Beer has never caused a major war.
7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.
6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured for his brand of Beer.
4. You don't have to wait more than 2000 years for a second Beer.
3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a Beer.
1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

LOL
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mmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 12:25 AM
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1. wawawawa
Beer - it's the only answer.
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alexwcovington Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 12:51 AM
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2. lol
Good one!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 12:53 AM
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3. Your body can reject beer and it's just fine!
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 01:58 PM
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4. Your body will let you know when you've had too much beer...
and simply purge it from your system...
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