People aren't born gay.

[stpalm]

Apparently, they go gay to get on hollywood TV shows, make money, and promote their democrat politics:

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bergis-gayschool.mp3

HILARIOUS.

[realisticphish]

1. I LOVE mr bergis

listen to the rest of them...o god, they are the funniest shit ive ever heard

:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[stpalm]

3. I know- I discovered them by accident a year and a half ago

I have memorized the NASCAR one because I listened to it so much... I died laughing when they called him for the last time on the NASCAR one and they play the soulglo thing... oh god. Everyone should listen to it!

Red states gone even more wrong!
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis-nascar.mp3

[liberalmuse]

5. I couldn't listen to the whole thing...

I get too embarrassed for the victims.

[liberalmuse]

2. I was born gay...

but fell victim to the militant heterosexual agenda. :(

[Swede]

4. We know how much they enjoyed being tormented by the stormtroopers

in highschool. You know how teens love not belonging.

[Guy Fawkes]

6. OMG!

That is AWESOME!

[MrScorpio]

7. I think that the guy is up for the use of the work "fuckin" in one setting

I hate to be that fouled mouthed mother-fucker's kid.

Whew!!

[miss_kitty]

8. hahahahahahaha

how hilarious