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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:03 AM
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Just for fun - Cat Haiku
Cat Haiku

You never feed me.
Perhaps I'll sleep on your face.
And that will show you.

You must scratch me there!
Yes, above my tail! Behold,
Elevator butt.

I need a new toy.
Tail of a black dog keeps good time.
Pounce! Good dog! Good dog!

The rule for today.
Touch my tail, I shred your hand.
New rule tomorrow.

In deep sleep hear sound
Cat vomit hairball somewhere.
Will find in morning.

Grace personified
I leap into the window
I meant to do that.
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pansypoo53219 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 12:35 AM
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1. perfect
luckily sybil just erped behind me. magestic hairball. her first.


elevator butt. so that's what you call it.
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