What happens when you reach 1000 posts?

[Glenda]

Does a bell go off?

:shrug:

I'm getting close.

Will there be some sort of party?

:party::party::party:

[pres2032]

1. i could tell you, but

then i'd have to take away 200 of your posts. ;-)

[Glenda]

4. Oooooh, that's harsh.

I withdraw my question :)

:hi:

[Longgrain]

2. The Mods pitch in and buy you a cake

with your name on it...:P

[Glenda]

3. Will it be my real name?

Or will it say Jeff Gannon?

[last_texas_dem]

5. Your post counter...

...starts reading "1,000+" posts.

And I think that's about it. :-)

But happy almost-1000-posts! :toast: :party:

[Glenda]

6. Thanks! I'm taking whatever party I can get!

:hi:

[Itchinjim]

7. You get to shoot the nipples off a cotton candy goat!

RIP HST

[PartyPooper]

8. Just ask me, parties "aren't allowed" under any circumstances!

So, forget that idea!

:thumbsdown:

:evilfrown:

:nuke:

[Floogeldy]

9. Your head explodes

But you won't feel a thing.

[aQuArius]

10. I'm heading that way...

I'll let you know if I get there before you. :hi:

[merwin]

11. You get access to the super-secret section of the forum.

You can do unspeakable things to users!!!

[yvr girl]

12. You get the keys to the sex thread forum

[Glenda]

13. Is there one?

;)

[the Princess]

14. We throw you a party

then roast you on a spit and eat you!

PAR-TAY!!!!

[Padraig18]

15. We tell you where the washroom and vending machines are.

:P

[redqueen]

16. You get a special, glow-in-the-dark, floating keychain!

It says "DU 1000 Post Member!" on one side, and has a pic of the admins on the other.

You have to donate to get this perk, though, and make sure the admins have your correct name and address for shipping.

:hi:

[trof]

17. You get a key to the executive restroom.

They got linen towels in there.

[sendero]

18. The post fairie..

.... will appear on your screen and will tell you your special unique message from the universe to help you stop posting so much :)