Mystery Naked Man Flashes Cars On Alabama Highway

[matcom]

Editor's Note: Matcom Lives In BOSTON :D

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BAY MINETTE, Ala. -- Chilly weather hasn't kept a naked man from flashing traffic on Interstate 65 in north Baldwin County in Alabama.

Sheriff's spokesman John Murphy said Thursday morning's incident was the ninth time since July 2004 that someone has flashed passing motorists on the interstate between the Stockton and Perdido exits.

"He runs up to the interstate, stands there for a few seconds, then runs away and vanishes," Murphy said.

State Trooper Sgt. Tommy Waters said motorists have described the flasher as a tall, thin, dark-haired man who is bald on top and has a ponytail.

The sightings have been in rural areas. There have been no wrecks or injuries as a result of the man's antics.

Waters said the man could be charged with indecent exposure, a misdemeanor, if arrested

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/02/18/naked_man_flashes_cars_on_chilly_highway/

[CO Liberal]

1. Ex-Judge Roy Moore???

:-)

[underpants]

2. Hey! Get a load of THESE Commandments

:bounce:

[matcom]

6. did you survive the race?

how's your Dickel-over?

[underpants]

7. Ha!

I actually couldn't drink that much as I was driving. Just one of those keg looking cans of Heineken and a Bud tall boy....oh and a shot of the "kickin' chicken" Fighting Cock-YEAH! that some fine drinking there.

:eyes:

[matcom]

8. i'm sorry.

i shouldn't have stereotyped yesterday :P

[koopie57]

3. dang brother-in-law

always up to something!

[DemBones DemBones]

4. Ah, Perdido, Alabama. . . I wonder if we still have that wine from

Perdido Vineyards? It was a bottle of Cou Rouge Rose.

:evilgrin:

(No, I am not making this up.)

[Jamastiene]

5. I don't see what

the big deal is unless he isn't "all that". Oh, ok. He's from Alabama, which means chances are he's no winner. Ugh. :puke:

My question is how come the really good looking people you wish would flash you or come on to you never do? It's always the one you see that you wish you have never seen and hope you never have to see again. That reminds me of the teachers at the college I go to. One of the teachers told a female student he slept in the nude and if you ever saw this guy, you'd see why my gag reflex got triggered big time by that. Of course, the teacher I'd love to picture in the nude would NEVER say something like that. Just my damn luck, but that is how it always seems to go, isn't it?