Why Grovelbot should return to me

[EFerrari]

Poll question: Why Grovelbot should return to me

Most of us have had - ah - fleeting encounters. How would you describe your grief for Grovelbot and how would you get her back on your screen if you could?

[LeftyMom]

1. Grovelbot's a her?

Now how will we make babybots? What will I tell my family? Who checked Grovelbot's naughty bits anyhow?

I'm confused. :(

edit: It's naughty bits, not naughty nits (I'm pretty sure Grovelbot doesn't have lice.) I think my muscle relaxer is kicking in. :) :yawn:

[EFerrari]

2. I'm a MARRIED straight woman. Grovelbot, please come back.

On edit: Okay, maybe sort of straight.

lol

Last seen: Groverlbot: Dishevelled, smelling of liqour and wearing the same clothes for a week.

[SheWhoMustBeObeyed]

3. He left you this message

[EFerrari]

4. lol No, wait! Last I heard, there was a consequence along the way

Grovelbot,

I don't care where you've been or what you've conceived as long as it doesn't mess up the Atkins Diet. Cost a bundle.

(and maybe that preggers tale was just internet noise?)

Just please don't GO AWAY!

[patricia92243]

5. I thought Gravelbot was a he

[noamnety]

6. The coveted pool shot

[lonestarnot]

7. Grovelbot you cute little thing... just keep work'n it. n/t

[EFerrari]

10. Love it! Wanna t-shirt. lol n/t

[femme.democratique]

8. I thought I was the only one who missed GrovelBot!!!

[EFerrari]

9. Not at all. After a while, I did start looking for him/her? everywhere :)

[all.of.me]

11. i thought grovelbot was a he!

there was a thread at ask admin about 'its' penis the other night!

[EFerrari]

12. Really confused here. I read a report that GB had a bun in the oven

Maybe Grovelbot is polymorphously perverse?

In a way, I hope you're right. It's not a good idea for pregnant Grovelbot to dive drunkenly into crowds if there's a hitcher on board.

Grovelbot, why not just set us straight? No harm, no foul.