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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:01 PM
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The most UNbelievable training video I've ever seen - it HAS to be a joke!

WARNING: NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH!



I'm serious! It's really, really not for anyone who's easily grossed out.

Don't say I didn't warn you!

http://www.jengajam.com/r/StaplerfahrerKlaus
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:08 PM
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1. I actually saw this...
...on the big screen during an international film festival here in Philly. I tried to watch it again with you link but had to stop when the guy broke the blade off in his head. Sick, sick stuff.
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ContraBass Black Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:08 PM
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2. Description?
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:11 PM
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4. lots of gore...death...decapitation...impalement
hilarious!
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skypilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:12 PM
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5. It's a German video...
...about proper safety procedures for operating a forklift in a warehouse. Things go very, very awry. Things get very, very bloody.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:09 PM
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3. Because it is a joke
;-)
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:17 PM
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7. It seems so real at first, though!
This was VERY well done.

And it's in GERMAN!

:7
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:29 PM
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12. German videos usually pack some sort of surprise
:D
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Stop_the_War Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:13 PM
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6. THIS IS FUCKING INSANE! n/t
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:17 PM
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8. Holy fucking shit!
That was AWESOME! :7
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:18 PM
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10. hehehehehehe
innit, though?!

:hi:
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:17 PM
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9. Klaus ist eine scheisskopf!!
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:36 PM
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14. LOL!!!!
You got THAT right!!!
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:27 PM
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11. oh. that. is. sick.
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:35 PM
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13. I gotta show this to my brother. He speaks German.
I gotta show this to him. I bet he could show it to his advanced German class. They would absolutely LOVE it!!
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:40 PM
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15. well that took
guts to show that here.
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:46 PM
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17. Huh?
Why?
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plcdude Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 04:10 PM
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23. guts
in the training film just a joke a pun a meaningless attempt at humor.
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Spider Jerusalem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:43 PM
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16. Ha! That was hilarious.
Thanks. I needed a laugh today.
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:47 PM
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18. Who says the Germans can't do comedy?!
:7
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:56 PM
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21. I know it's gross...
but I loved it!

Does that make me a bad person?
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kick-ass-bob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:48 PM
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19. you're gross, queenie.
:bounce: :bounce:
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:55 PM
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20. I know.
I can't help it!

:hi:
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Kellanved Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 03:59 PM
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22. oh yeah
It is a joke. A well done joke, but a joke nonetheless. The first few minutes were done using a real instruction video script.

The Making-of on the DVD is really worth it.

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Briarius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 04:31 PM
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24. lol, hilarious
I haven't seem that one for a while
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 06:59 PM
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25. I'm kicking this for the night people.
:7
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Paranoid_Portlander Donating Member (823 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 07:25 PM
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26. The link took me to an Icelandic website.
Mostly text in the Icelandic language, which I don"t comprehend. I blame my webtv unit.
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