Woman charged in amputation of boyfriend's genitals

[LastLiberal in PalmSprings]

ANCHORAGE--A woman upset about an impending breakup with her boyfriend cut off the man's penis and flushed it down a toilet, police said.

Utility workers recovered the severed member Sunday and surgeons reattached it.



I wonder if this is one of Paul Simon's "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover"?

[trumad]

1. I wonder if he's still going to break up with her?

[Fenris]

2. That must have been a great work order for the utility guys.

[SHRED]

3. Oh man

That takes balls!

[saltpoint]

4. "And now a word from one of our sponsors, --

-- Slice cola."

[leftofthedial]

5. wow, even my ex waited until after the honeymoon

what's the world coming to?

the broads are getting way too assertive

[Kat45]

6. You mean it didn't clog the toilet? It flushed right down?

I shouldn't laugh and make a rude remark, so I guess I'll just skip the rude remark.

[SmileyBoy]

8. Considering that most turds are bigger than...

Oh, nevermind.

[SmileyBoy]

7. Lorena Bobbitt?? Is that you??

10 years ago, this would've been huge news. Nowadays it's just another weird news story.

[punpirate]

9. Probably too late for...

... counseling, d'ya think? :)

[miss_kitty]

10. she must really love him

:eyes:

[RedCappedBandit]

11. Again?

[flamingyouth]

12. Wow

Subtle. :wow:

[BiggJawn]

13. A little posessive, dontcha think?

"if I can't have it, NOBODY can!"

She'll be the heroine of her cellblock, I bet....:-(

[Karenina]

20. How many women

and children are murdered every year because
"if I can't have it, NOBODY can!"
Just wondering :shrug:

[BiggJawn]

25. Oh, so THAT makes choppin' a guy's cock off OK, huh?

I was wondering how long before someone chimed in with "On behalf of all the abused Womyn in the world, GOOD!"
:grr:

[slutticus]

32. LOL

Right on schedule!

I speak jokingly of the "dick choppers", but man...this takes it to a whole new level :scared:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

14. I'm really glad I'm not a utility worker

Gladder still that I'm not her boyfriend!

[all.of.me]

15. would you want ...

... your dick reattached after it had been in the sewer?!?!?!?!? blech! my lips would never touch it!!!!!!!

[barb162]

22. I wonder how well it will work

[all.of.me]

27. whatever happened to ....

.... mr. lorena bobbitt?!

[slutticus]

35. I think he's a porn star now.

http://www.evn.com/bobbit.html

[all.of.me]

39. h-o-w-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l !!!!!!!

that is so funny!! or is it gross?!?! i don't know. looks like he's been eating qualudes.

would you pay 39.95 to see his 'newly enlarged and enhanced member'? (that is redundant......) i wonder if it works....

[Adams Wulff]

36. Wow. I think it, you type it. Eeeerie...

eom

[all.of.me]

38. i'm an empath......

lol

[nickgutierrez]

16. Best. Euphemism. Ever.

The "amputation" of his genitals? Wow. That's a classic. :wow:

[madison2000]

17. why didn't they just use a cocker spaniel to retrieve it?

:silly:

[barb162]

30. better to use one of the water spaniels

[madison2000]

42. you missed my joke completely

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[Stop_the_War]

18. HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jswordy]

19. Man, that shriveled me right up...THANKS FOR SHARING!!! Heh.

[the Princess]

21. Gentlemen

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

Learn from this! LOL

[Adams Wulff]

37. I blame Bush...

She hadn't been scorned yet.

This was a pre-emptive amputation.

See what trickle-down policy leads to?

[A HERETIC I AM]

23. What i think is funny is the "View All" note at the end of the subject

can we REALLY View it all? Just curious

[RedCloud]

24. Power to the penis!

Guys should be like starfish. Lop it off and it grows right back!

Wonder if that guy really got his penis back?

What if a sperm whale accidentally lost his wiener in that same toilet?

Can you imagine those headlines. "Doctor's reattach wiener that is bigger than a huge man..." praise be to Jesus.

[fleabert]

26. Imagine knowing your penis has been thru the sewage system!

poor guy. that's horrible. At least they found it quick enough to reattach it.

[ChoralScholar]

28. although many men's ....ahem... members

have been in places nearly as bad...

yeah.. I'll leave it there....

[fleabert]

31. lol, at least everyone he dates will know for sure of where it's been!

gag. no pun intended!

it's really sad, but still funny on a sick level.

[CO Liberal]

40. Was It "Sanitized for Her Protection"???

:-)

Just think - wherever this guy goes, he'll be known as "Sewer Dick".

[fleabert]

45. poopy penis! nt

[Bouncy Ball]

29. When I was a little kid

I had every word of that song memorized. Somewhere is an audio cassette tape (probably reel-to-reel, LOL!) of me singing "Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover" as a five or six year old.

BWA! Just drop of the key, Lee, make a new plan Stan, no need to be coy, Roy, just set yourself free.....just hop on the bus, Gus, NO NEED TO DISCUSS MUUUUUCH, just drop of the key Lee and set yourself free.

[NashVegas]

33. Man That's SOOO Last Decade!

Couldn't she find a more inventive revenge?

[gizmo1979]

34. that's gotta sting!!!

:hurts:

[roguevalley]

41. This is the Anchorage Daily News headline. My eyes almost fell out

when I opened my paper this morning:

Anchorage woman cuts off boyfriend's penis, police say.

www.adn.com

[mark414]

43. ow. ow. ow. ow. ow.

painful just to think about it.

poor guy.

[madison2000]

44. I wonder if that would be considered torture by the attorney general

I mean, the penis is not a vital organ, you can live without it.

[Digit]

46. You mean, "Fifty Ways To Cleave Your Lover"

Or is is Fifty Ways to Cleave His Lever....