Santoruming Gannon

[Plaid Adder]

Santorum, thanks to Dan Savage, now has a certain special something named after him. I think Gannon deserves the same honor.

What should it be? Personally I would vote that "Gannon" become a euphemism for "faked orgasm." As in, "It wasn't working and I just wanted it get it over with, so I pulled a gannon." Of course, that has the drawback of not being specifically associated with the particular kind of sex that the Republican Party finds so distasteful, which is what makes the alternate meaning of "Santorum" so fabulously satisfying. So what should it be?

(Note to mods: if you feel this falls into the category of verboten sex threads, please feel free to lock and delete it. I'm not trying to cause trouble, merely to help "Gannon" become a household word.)

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Coventina]

1. I'm thinking maybe something to do with masterbation

He kind of strikes me as a real self-absorbed, self-loving person.
So something masterbatory seems appropriate to me.

[Plaid Adder]

3. Yes, even better.

And you could use it to describe the media too! "That's not commentary; that's just a load of gannon."

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[peacebird]

7. "that's just a load of gannon"

perfect! absolutely perfect!

immediately one thinks of a load of s**t which ties it in all the better!

:evilgrin:

"MSM - it's just a load of gannon"

[redqueen]

2. Perhaps use it as a euphemism for a male prostitute?

As in: "He couldn't make it as an actor so now I think he's just another Gannon on the strip."

[blue neen]

4. It could be another word for a prostitute.

Something like, "That perfume smells like something a $50 an hour Gannon would wear!"

[warrens]

5. How about as a term meaning bare-backing?

He promised to use a condom, then the bastard gannoned me.

[Plaid Adder]

6. Hm, that should really be "sullivaning" n/t

[MidwestTransplant]

8. What is Santoruming?

Sex with a box turtle?

[Plaid Adder]

10. It's a noun, not a verb.

Dan Savage ran a contest to see who could come up with the best thing to name "santorum" and the winner was...and these are his words, not mine...

Uh, this is pretty nasty, you've been warned...

"that frothy mix of lube and fecal matter which is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex."

I lived 35 years of my life happily unaware that such a thing existed, but since it does, I'm glad it's got a name now, and that its name is santorum.

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[MidwestTransplant]

12. Even more fitting than box tutle sex.

Thanks.

[Misunderestimator]

19. Ok...

I wish I hadn't just read that.... though I agree that santorum is the perfect word for it. :puke:

[SemiCharmedQuark]

9. What about "playing the victim" or "one that plays the victim w/o merit"

Like "Don't be such a gannon"

[drumwolf]

21. No -- a better term for that would be "Republican"

Republicans as a whole play the victim without merit, not just Gannon.

[kanrok]

11. I was thinking that "Guckert" sounds suspiciuosly like

the sound a human makes when guzzling liquid. Any kind of liquid. You know... beer, soda, man-goo, etc.

[Plaid Adder]

13. Wow. Never thought of that one. n/t

[kanrok]

18. Nor should you

[Misunderestimator]

20. hmmm..... so.... Guckert could mean to...

swallow instead of spit, or would Gannon be a swallow and Guckert a spit... "Is he a Gannon or a Guckert?" Hmmmm...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

14. Gannon=Gerbil... because, after all, he insists he was not a mole

so, why not a Gerbil?

[Plaid Adder]

15. OK, pulling together a few of these ideas....

How about:

guckert: the act of guzzling down 'man-goo' (as in, "it's not just any blow job, it's a guckert")

gannon: the residue left behind after a session of self-pleasuring (as in, "Of all the sleazy posturing windbags on cable news, Tucker's the one most covered in gannon")

C ya,

The Plaid Adder

[Misunderestimator]

22. Two sides of a coin..."Gannon" is to "swallow" what "Guckert" is to "spit"

[madison2000]

16. verboten sex threads

That sounds like a new DU Group!
But we'd only be allowed to post in the "verboten" language of course.

[Crandor]

17. "Gannon" already has a meaning