Bless you, my child. Baptismals, weddings, I can do it all!

[stpalm]

I am an ordained minister! It's awesome. You get to call everyone "my son" and spew off latin-sounding phrases... suckers fall for it all the time.


www.ulc.org!

Hilarious

[patrice]

1. I've been "religious" all of my life, Catholic schools, etc.

Never ever heard anyone say "My son". I'd probably puke on them if I did. Only in the movies, thank goodness, because I still gag at the sound of it. Paternalism is very provoking.

[Rowdyboy]

2. A friend signed me up 7 or 8 years ago so I could perform her wedding

It was a gas! We had it at our house, and my partner and I catered it (cake included) for 25 as our wedding gift. There was champagne and dancing in the back garden (it was late April so it was really nice).

[JVS]

3. What's are "Baptismals"?

[stpalm]

4. like, baptising people and shit

I think.

[JVS]

5. I believe the term is baptism

[stpalm]

6. I can do funerals, too

If you catch my drift. I can also invoke the wrath of the almighty se don't correct your elders... SON.


BWA HA HA HA HA

Lookout! I'm a Minister!!