It's that time, again.

[Maddy McCall]

Talk Maddy McCall into getting up off her lazy ass to clean her house.

The person who gives me the best motivation will win a Kinky Friedman for Gov. bumpersticker, which I will mail to you.

[dorktv]

1. If you clean your house, you find missing items.

Like maybe Hoffa's body.

[Maddy McCall]

2. LOL! Well, I am missing a back to a remote. Maybe it's in the couch.

:-)

[saltpoint]

3. Maddy, Hi. I don't have a specific motivation, but will --

-- offer a distraction.

While you clean, put on your most favorite music -- no matter what it is -- 5 disks deep -- at a really high volume.

Then as you clean the house, you sing along to the best things that can go into your ear.

You wind up with a clean house and you've reminded every cell in your body of those great songs and great lyrics.

[Maddy McCall]

4. Excellent advice!

Directv has a music channel I really like. I'll turn that on instead. :)

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

5. Do it for the future of America!! Or not.

Do it, and I'll send $5 million in theoretical money. How can you beat that?

[Maddy McCall]

6. If you'll just theoretically pay off my student loan, I'll be happy.

:-)

[Lone_Wolf_Moderate]

9. Once I pay off MY actual student loans, I'll see what I can do.

Oh well.

[CubsFan1982]

7. What's kinky about Tom Friedman?

:D

[Maddy McCall]

8. That tarantula on his upper lip that's supposed to be a moustache.

:7

[Maddy McCall]

10. Ok, I'm off to clean my house. Old Crusoe, send me a PM.

You get the bumper sticker. Seriously, send me a mailing addy and I'll drop it in the mail tomorrow.

:-)