The Pubically Uncorrect of All CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Geez. A midget photographer. Makes me sick. Like looking at a man in a cat suit. Like going to bed with your sister. Like drowning in your own vomit. Like breathing under water. Like . . . . (endless mind chatter)"

[Hubert Flottz]

1. "Look Maw No Brains!"

[Bossy Monkey]

2. Dreamin': 5 seconds to go, Yale's down by 1, Bush is at the top of the key

[Zuni]

3. whooooaahh

That last line of coke really ripped me a new one.

[moof]

4. no that's left sir, her breast is to your right...

try to remember how arnold showed you.

[skip fox]

5. sweet!

a two-fer! A double-edged piece. (Like: How many Texans does it take to eat a possum? . . . Three. One to eat and two to watch for cars. . . . Difference here it that its a double joke with one target--Texans eat road kill AND they're too stupid to take it from the road. Yours was a joke with a double target: W. & Arnold.)

:toast:

[underpants]

6. Uh no actually we don't need your fingerprints just yet...

[skip fox]

7. underpants, you're such an optimist sometimes!

:toast:

[GOPisEvil]

8. Who says I can't kick a man when he's down? Take THAT - peon!

[underpants]

9. He needs to wash his lands counting all that money has made them filthy

:thumbsdown:

[regularguy]

10. WHOA! I ain't goin in there until there's been a thorough

sweep for Clinton's Penis.

[cosmicdot]

11. W: please, please make way for Forrest Gump ...

[skip fox]

12. good eye, cosmicdot

:toast:

[skip fox]

13. When morning's captions sound no more the vaulted blue,

And those of afternoon desert poor memory's que,
Then DU'ers of the evening will sharpen pens,
That they might have fresh captions once again.

:bounce: