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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 09:55 PM
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I just spoke to JESUS! And Jesus ANSWERED!!!!!
Actually it was a Venezuelan guy called Jesus, via Skype.

Skype ROCKS. Go. Get. It. Now. http://www.skype.com

And before you ask, yes, of course I'm using the Linux version.
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SHRED Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 09:58 PM
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1. Damn
I thought you meant the "real" JeeBus.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:19 PM
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5. Is this Jesus not real?
He's a real guy in Venezuela.
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 09:58 PM
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2. Holy crap
What's the catch???
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:13 PM
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3. A sweet invitation to buy credits and be able to dial to "normal" phones.
Reasonable, ain't it?
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LynzM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:30 PM
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6. But...
If I really just want to talk to other people online, it's really, actually free? Wow. I mean, free nights and weekends is good, but sometimes you wanna chat earlier than 9! :)
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:34 PM
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9. Chat away. It's free (for now). (nt)
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:19 PM
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4. That's nothing. My husband got falling-down drunk with Jesus
They got thrown out of Martini Ranch together.
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:31 PM
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7. haha!
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ashmanonar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:34 PM
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8. nonono
Edited on Mon Feb-21-05 10:34 PM by ashmanonar
i've played pool with jesus. pool trumps all. :D

on edit: jesus kicks ass at pool too!
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:37 PM
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10. How about Buddha ?
Is he quite the pool player ?

:D
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ashmanonar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 01:51 AM
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11. never played with him before.
but i'd say he's about a 7 or 8...ya know, all that zen concentration.
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 02:53 AM
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12. Jesus served us dinner Saturday night
He was a real hot man too.
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LosinIt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 03:24 AM
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13. lucky you, Jesus told me he'd get back to me
must have been a busy day
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