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StopTheMorans Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:00 PM
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Spontaneous frog kisses
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:12 PM
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1. Um....
:wtf:
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:15 PM
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2. Do you promise I'll be rewarded with a prince?
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:17 PM
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3. Don't fall for it
Put the frog down and back away slowly.

Trust me, none of them EVER turn out to be princes.... ever.
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:17 PM
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4. I once kissed a frog, but he just stayed a frog.
Then he moved back home to France.
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Solly Mack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:21 PM
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5. Don't kiss it... dissect it!
Forget the prince...think Princeton.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:24 PM
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6. Been there, done that
The dissection, not Princeton.
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 10:29 PM
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7. A spinster once kissed her old Tom cat and....puff...he turned
...into a tall handsome prince. The prince walked over and kissed the spinster on her hand, then her wrist, then up her arm, then on her neck, then her ear, then her eyes, her nose, her mouth, her chin, her throat, the top of her breast bone and then back up to her chin and her nose.....The spinster pulled back quite surprised and asked, "What's wrong, why won't you make love to me?"

The prince replied, "Don't you remember, you had me fixed when I was a kitten!"
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