The Pimpslap of all Captions

[Braden]

Where's my money Congress?



Pimpslap is an objectionable term I know, <satire enabled/>

[Metatron]

1. Thank you!

LOL

[RobertSeattle]

2. But where are the Ho's?

[Braden]

3. I'm thinking Barb and Jenna need to bring Daddy some $$$

repeat this is satire. No actual pimping implied or intended. well maybe implied.

[regularguy]

4. Iceberg Slow

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[skip fox]

5. W. is "thinking": "Gee, I know Karl told me to never ever even think about

stepping outside after playing Dress Up, but I just know if I do a little two-step in my Let's Play Caboose Suit, the press will love it and my poll numbers'll go shooting through the roof. He told me he'd slap me silly if I ever tried this, but when he sees the new report I'll have with the press, he'll probably only pat me on the back and say 'Good job.' That's what I'm aguessin'."

[qanda]

6. Kick

I saw this before I had to leave the house and couldn't get it out of my mind. Too funny!

[CatWoman]

7. OH

MY


GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[noiretextatique]

9. b&*%# betta have my money!

LMAO...i gotta pass this around. and...we all his hos :eyes:

[CatWoman]

10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:hi:

[noiretextatique]

15. hi there Midori

:hi:

[commander bunnypants]

8. I am the white man Shack

DDQM

[cosmicdot]

11. Tales from the Crypt featuring Beat Master G

[Braden]

12. press Corp: Wheres the first lady

*: Pickles is my bottom bitch, I turned her ass out!




<extremesarcasm/>

[Lisa]

13. dang, he looks good in that outfit!

Better fit than his usual tailoring. (Though why a custom-made Oxxford shirt looks like a hand-me-down from his Poppy, I don't know!)

[Hubert Flottz]

14. How to Kick Collie-4-knee-ya in de butt!

Velvet Bush is on his way down to the corner to get his cut from Kenny Boy for the 9 billion dollar trick R-Null is getting ready to turn in Collie-4-knee-ya!

[skip fox]

16. Captions with entwined flowers

Sweet adorned our daylight hours,
Scented all our path to evening
And beyond, where night stands hymning
The darkened land, then their soft cousins,
Nocturnal captions, doe softly blossom.

:kick: