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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:53 PM
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WHAT THE HELL IS THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM DOING IN MY BATHTUB?!
Edited on Mon Feb-21-05 11:57 PM by NightTrain
Well, I just hope it doesn't leave a ring.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-21-05 11:57 PM
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1. Pull the plug...
and the whole thing will swirl down a black hole. :D
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AZCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:02 AM
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2. But the clever bit is...
You film it.

That's not the clever bit - the clever bit is that you feed the film into the projector backwards!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:03 AM
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3. Do you have a black sink and ten pounds of sugar?
:7
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AZCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:07 AM
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5. Where would I get a black sink?
Harrods was destroyed by the Vogons. :nuke:

:)
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:07 AM
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4. Playing with your rubber duckie
I mean, isn't that obvious?

Khash.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:07 AM
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6. .....backstroke?
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Bouncy Ball Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:08 AM
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7. It's ok, there's more than one. I have one in my garage right now.
Play with it, it's fun!
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HawkerHurricane Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-22-05 12:13 AM
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8. Why did Gawd invent space and time?
To keep everything from happening right here, right now.
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