Q: How many Dadaists does it take to change a light bulb?

[NightTrain]

A: Three. One to change the light bulb, and two to fill the bathtub with brightly-colored machine parts!

[pansypoo53219]

1. shouldn't they be

installing bidets underneath?

[Hardrada]

2. This is not a post.

[giant_robot]

3. Q: How many Marxists does it take to change a proletariat light bulb?

A: None. A proletariat light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

[khashka]

4. Watch your overcoat

Many things happen. Many things do not happen. Many things happen and do not happen. I think my mother hates me. Tristan Tzara is not dead. Where are my cigarettes?

Khash. Not Khash. Somebody pretending to be Khash. Khash pretending to be Khash.

[KittyWampus]

5. Fish!

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. No, it's "A: A Fish!"

[rbnyc]

13. Yep!

That's what I thought.

:hi:

[SOteric]

14. Actually, - I think that's "How many surrealists..."

But it's a good one, nonetheless.

[Rabrrrrrr]

25. Oh, you're right - that's the answer for surrealists

Damn! In error again!!

[Arkana]

7. Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Six.

Why?

IT JUST DOES, OKAY?!

[khashka]

8. None

Her husband better damn well do it for her or she'll kick his butt. And then start crying

The definition of PMS? Those few days a month when women act like men always do.

Khash.

[xmas74]

10. You got that right!

[khashka]

11. Q. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A. That's not funny!

Alternative A. At least six. One to write a passionate thesis about how screwing in a light bulb is male oppression. One to write an equally passionate thesis about how the light bulb secretly enjoys it. One to start a petition against it. One to start a petition for it. One to stage a protest march. And one to arrange a potluck supper for all of them.

Khash.

[KittyWampus]

9. Hee!

[American Tragedy]

12. How many Bush administration officials does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its condition is improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are
totally unfounded, and the result of revisionist history and the filter of the liberal media.
That light bulb has served honorably in the defense of America and liberty. Why do you hate freedom?

[Coventina]

16. I love that one!

:thumbsup:

[EstimatedProphet]

21. You forgot how it's being burned out is Clinton's fault

[American Tragedy]

23. Damn! You're absolutely right!

The arguments are so intricate yet devoid of substance that it's easy to forget some of the vital components.

[SOteric]

15. How many Boston-area liberals does it take to change a light bulb?

31: One to change the bulb and thirty to hold celebrational meetup at the People's Republik.

:7

[dean_dem]

17. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three: one to change the lightbulb and two to talk about how Neil Peart could have done it better.

[Tesha]

18. A resource for you...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Light_bulb_jokes

[IntravenousDemilo]

22. Good resource!

Hey, here's one from there:

Q. How many Bush administration officials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. None. There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That lightbulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

Thanks, Tesha!

Oh, this is good too: How many fraternity boys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None; fratboys don't screw in lightbulbs; they screw in pools of vomit. (That's right, isn't it, Mr Bush?)

[giant_robot]

19. Q: How many anti-abortionists does in take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: 6. 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.

[IntravenousDemilo]

20. Three of these that you should tell as a set

Q. How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb.
A. Just one, but we'd like to see another lightbulb.

Q. How many actors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Four. One to change the bulb, three to say they could have done it better.

Q. How many writers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. You want to change what?!

[KittyWampus]

24. Good Segues!

[NoPasaran]

26. An oldie, but a goodie

How many Microsoft tech support people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Microsoft declares darkness the new standard