Jimmy Jazz is stuck at work and needs us to post funny things.

[progmom]

No hot guys - I repeat - no pictures of hot guys! :evilgrin:

[Cadence]

1. Did you see him?

I made it just before it got locked! :)

[progmom]

2. He was most definitely a hottie.

But he pales in comparison to your beauty!

[Cadence]

6. Oh no. Trust me if I had a shot of his

face you'd see what I mean. All of the pics are pretty much like that or I would. He has these piercing blue eyes and the most beautiful smile. Beyond all of that though- he has the biggest heart and that's what made him sexy!

[mark414]

3. that was you...

you are a beautiful woman...

[Cadence]

12. Ach! You weren't supposed to see it!

How embarrassing. But thank you. I don't think so. This is what I see when I look in the mirror.

[mark414]

13. heh sorry

but no i meant every word

[progmom]

16. oh honey

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

4. Poopy! I missed it!

Send me a pm - wouldya? Please!

[progmom]

5. here

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=2678208&mesg_id=2678604&page=

[Cadence]

7. I deleted it.

It won't show up now!

[Cadence]

8. What!?!! I told you to get ready.

What was with all of that refresh business?? Ack! I don't think I have the balls to post again.

Hey- I was trying to say thank you for wishing me a Happy Birthday when the thread locked. Thank YOU! How sweet of you to remember! :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

9. I still didn't see it!

And, you are welcome. I hope it was a very happy one! You deserve it!

[Cadence]

18. Check your inbox.

[progmom]

10. Dork! What were you doing? Working or sumpin'?

Which is TOTALLY what I intended to do tonight. Sigh...

[xmas74]

44. Figures

it got locked. They must have locked it right after I went to bed.

[mark414]

11. ok well anyways, here:

dennis



my friend brendan



history rewritten



me, my little brother and 2 friends in front of an actual garage door in milwaukee a few years ago



no description necessary

[progmom]

17. Mark - in one day you have become one of my very fave DUers

:yourock:

[mark414]

21. ha! i am just sad that that last thread got locked...

only because i wanted to flirt with barackmyworld some more...damn she's a cutie haha...and we're the same age!

oh and geez i forgot to say THANKS and also...

:toast: here is to us being cool

[barackmyworld]

42. hahaha

sorry, I went to sleep early anyway.

[mark414]

50. ah! you saw!

i am slightly embarrassed...

but here's looking at ya ;)

[barackmyworld]

58. I was alerted by PM

by and individual who will remain nameless for her own protection

[mark414]

59. hmm

well i have my list of suspects

anyways in this case i would say that the end justifies the means

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. JJ?!.... where are you. JJ?!

[JimmyJazz]

19. I'm right here - a fresh load of attorneys just entered the room!

BTW - I'm suing you for sexual harrassment! :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

No you're not... you wanna know why you're not?...................................................................
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............................. Because you LOVE it. :P

[Cadence]

22. LOL!

That was great!!! :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

25. Isn't it the best!

:7

[pres2032]

15. dance!

[Cadence]

26. I was gonna ask you boxers or briefs... but I guess now I know!

[progmom]

30. hee hee!

Commando indeed!

[pres2032]

38. haha, those captions are priceless

[Zomby Woof]

20. You can't go wrong with this classic

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

[JimmyJazz]

27. I'm not taking any chances - I'll wait until later to peek!

thanks though!

[Zomby Woof]

31. good idea

It really needs the sound, and you really wouldn't want that right now. :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

29. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh lord, my friend use to sing that allllllllllllllll the time, and she could even hit that high 'weeee' note. hehe :)

[The Great Escape]

23. This Always Makes Me Laugh...

and the guy only thinks he is hot

[Cadence]

32. OMG. I just burst out on that one!

LOL!!!! AHHHH. Yes. :D

[progmom]

33. oh baby

I just want to rub that fuzzy hair...




























...in a puddle of pig shit.

[The Great Escape]

36. Ever Wonder Why These Two Have Never Been Seen Together?

Things that make you go hmmmmm!

[progmom]

37. oh. my.

:wow:

[JimmyJazz]

39. Oh my eyes! My eyes!

I have no idea who that woman is and I think I want to keep it that way!

[The Great Escape]

40. Lita Ford!

She is the queen of metal.:headbang:


I guess Toby Keith is the queen of a double wide trailer.

[dolo amber]

52. You are officially on my doodoo list

"Went to a party last Saturday night,
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight
Uh-huh...It ain't no big thang..."

If this is still in my head in a couple hours, it's your butt. :grr:

:P

[qnr]

28. A couple of images from online:

[Cadence]

34. .

[progmom]

35. where do you find these??

You crack me up!

[mark414]

41. ok...i'm going to bed...i think everyone else has...so one last post

i hope this doesn't get locked...

[JimmyJazz]

53. OMG! I just saw this!

That's messed up! Seriously! LOL

[mark414]

60. i did it myself!

no...just kidding...i can't tell if this site is real or serious...either way someone has way too much time on their hands...

http://www.thebricktestament.com

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. Still?

That's messed up.

[JimmyJazz]

45. I got 2 whole hours of sleep last night!

Right now, I'm running on adreneline, but I expect to hit a brick wall in about an hour.

So, tell me something funny or bring me a beer - pick!

[Magrittes Pipe]

46. How about I tell you something funny-looking?

[JimmyJazz]

47. Is it possible to have an earworm of someone's voice?

Wait - I think I just answered my own question! :P

[Magrittes Pipe]

54. If masturbation was a crime....

[xmas74]

48. My four year old asked me

why Dubya was such a prick (her words exactly)!

[JimmyJazz]

49. oopsie daisies! Where in the world did she learn that word?

:evilgrin:

BTW - welcome to DU :hi:

[xmas74]

51. Thanks for the welcome.

I love the Lounge. It is so much more fun than the other boards!
As to the four year old-she enjoys listening to her mommy and mommy's best friends weekly bitchfest about Bush.
She also told me that she wishes that Kerry were the president and that our president looks like one of the winged monkeys from the Wizard of Oz z(I never said either thing to her-pretty intuitive for four!_.

[progmom]

55. You poor thing!!

I think a "mental health day" is in order.

[JimmyJazz]

56. Sweetie - I'm not off until Friday!

I'm just getting started here!

[RevolutionaryActs]

57. Jeebus woman! I suggest massive amounts of caffeine... stat!

:P