Post an actual sentence that had never before been said

[Beware the Beast Man]

in the history of language.

Mine:

"My check fell in the grits."
Something I said 10 years ago when a birthday check from my grandmother fell into a bowl of grits my roommate left on the floor.

[da_chimperor]

1. "I love brussel sprouts"

I said it not even a week ago when I had them last.

[eddiebrowns]

3. Your trash! Your trash!

Which I said to my teen aged daughter a few years back. I was referring to the garbage she left on the table after eating at McDonald's.

[edbermac]

2. George W Bush is the greatest intellect the world has ever known...

:puke:

[XNASA]

4. "Did you come alone or did you bring some beer?"

"Did you bring your lunch or did you drive?"

These are actual sentences that were at one time, uttered by friends of mine. Naturally, we (my friends and I) immortalized them in song. That's why I remember them now.

[kmla]

5. "The Pope strained his left quadricep -

- while representing the Edmonton Oilers in the NHL All Star Game."

Ummm. Does it have to be true?

[MrScorpio]

6. "Your hate greased my lambchops."

"Let the puppies paint the vineyards of Liberia."

[Swede]

7. The perogies are still warm.

nt

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

8. It strokes it's way to the gerbil.

Wait - SOBPaul said that just this Friday. DAMN!

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. I am erotically intrigued by Beware the Beast Man.