I'm ordering room service - it's on the company! What would you like?

[JimmyJazz]

Keep it clean you dirty minded lizards! :P

[arcane1]

1. keep it clean?

hmm... my mind is a blank :P

[JimmyJazz]

5. You can't think of one thing?

figures.

:7

[arcane1]

8. not today...

:evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

2. can you have them send up the dessert cart?

I'm thinkin' I'd like an assortment of sweets and baked goods.

:9

[JimmyJazz]

16. for you, my friend! You betcha!

BTW - I almost licked the computer screen! I forgot where I was for a moment.

[miss_kitty]

yum!

i don't have ta share, do I?

[commander bunnypants]

3. bottle o0f booze please?

CB

[JimmyJazz]

19. Sure! And I even got you a date. It seems though that she

got a bit of a head start on you!

[Magrittes Pipe]

4. A split lobster tail, stuffed with beluga caviar...

...washed down with a magnum of Veuve Cliquot La Grande Dame 1990.

[JimmyJazz]

9. Coming right up:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Hey!

Cheap fucker. x(

[JimmyJazz]

12. I am so sorry - I forgot something:

we wouldn't want you to drink directly from the bottle!

[Magrittes Pipe]

13. Why not?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

21. Because you have to share with longgrain - but, don't worry -

he's probably a non-professional...ya know ;)

[Magrittes Pipe]

22. I thought we agreed to keep my profession under wraps.

[JimmyJazz]

27. Sorry Sweetie - I meant your *other* profession!

:7

[Magrittes Pipe]

28. It's rough being a competitive drinker/high-priced man whore.

Boy, am I exhausted.

[bahrbearian]

6. Are you still awake and at work?

I thought you'd be asleep by now.

[JimmyJazz]

11. I won't be asleep until Friday!

This is nothing compared to the corporate take overs from the late 1980's though! Although this time, I am older :silly:

[Longgrain]

7. Lobster and champaign

Hey, if it's on the company, grab all you can get...

[JimmyJazz]

14. Hey! You get what hedges got!

But you can have your own cup!

[xmas74]

15. I wouldn't mind an eclair, maybe some Lobster Newberg.

[JimmyJazz]

57. Sorry I didnt' see this earlier! I had a minor crisis

just about the time you posted! Here sweetie:




as for the eclair - go help yourself to something from Miss Kitty's dessert cart - but, I'd be quick if I were you. She gets a little nasty when people try to take her treats! :o

[miss_kitty]

58. BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!

I think I missed the eclair. I was going to save it for later, but WTF-go ahead. I'll get JJ to order me up more desserts later.

[JimmyJazz]

60. YOU ate the lobster newburg! You are a bad, bad kitty!

and not just because you ate the dinner! :o

[miss_kitty]

62. OK I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

but I did not eat that lobster dinner. I can't stand lobster.

[xmas74]

65. We can share the eclairs, if you would like.

I ate way too much today and don't need anything else.

[xmas74]

64. Thank you!

Looks wonderful.
Hon, get some rest the first chance you get.
Until then, milk the room service account dry!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

17. A cuban sandwich

!Viva el presidente de emparedados!

[JimmyJazz]

25. Oy - that looks much better than what I had for lunch! Can I have a bite?

And maybe a taste of the sandwich, too! BTW - Look what I just found! (It's requisite that I do this to you once every 4 months - it's in the by-laws)



:hi:

[miss_kitty]

59. I thought ChavezSpeakstheTruth was turning this into a

sex thread

:evilgrin:

[ralps]

18. How about Red Beans and Rice and a vente Latte

How are you doing JimmyJazz?
:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

34. an odd combo - but since I'm not paying for it - hereya go!

I'm doing just fine! Thanks for asking! :hi:

[ralps]

36. Thanks JimmyJazz

I Love Red Beans & Rice!
:yourock:

[progmom]

44. i agree - very odd combo

also - perfectly square meet freaks me out.

[SarahB]

20. A can of Reddi-whip?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

26. I said to keep it clean!

:spank:

[Midlodemocrat]

23. How about crab cakes and a bottle of Kendall Jackson

chardonnay?

[JimmyJazz]

35. Oh that does sound tastey!

:9






But, I think you also will need a date :7

[Midlodemocrat]

46. Hubby will join me....wink, wink.

[progmom]

24. First, steamed artichokes...

Then a green salad with roquefort dressing.
Filet mignon, medium rare.
Some grilled asparagus.
A bottle of Chateau St Jean Cabernet Sauvignon Cinq Cépages - 1996 I think.

Some chocolate cake for dessert - maybe a lava cake with some fresh whipped cream? And a double espresso.

Thanks!

[JimmyJazz]

37. FUCK YOU HOTLINKER!

sorry - couldn't help myself!

you're the mom of a tot - those days are OVER! You get this:

[progmom]

41. But I had that LAST NIGHT (said in whiny voice)

I get the other stuff on business dinner, thank goodness!

[yvr girl]

29. I forgot to eat yesterday, and I haven't eaten yet today

I'm kind of hungry. How about a steak?

[JimmyJazz]

38. How does one "forget" to eat? Maybe I need to forget once in a while!

[progmom]

42. how come SHE gets a steak??

Huh? How come?

[sundog]

30. massage

[SarahB]

32. with

Reddi-whip :P

[sundog]

33. .

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

39. If you get my thread locked - I'll get skittles to kick your ass!

BTW - how about some chocolate syrup to go with that? :7

[sundog]

43. My goal? Locked JimmyJazz thread.

:P

[progmom]

45. I can't believe I got a thread locked last night!!!!

I feel so....dirty!

[JimmyJazz]

49. Shhh! I think it was the guy in the thong that did you in!

Or maybe it was the one with all the manscaping! HEY! WAIT JUST A GOSH DARNED ROOTIN' TOOTIN' SECOND - You aren't trying to get *this* thread locked are you? Would you do that to me?

[progmom]

51. nevah!

[sundog]

54. oh my

that gets you a :hug:

:7

[JimmyJazz]

48. Guess how many I've had - EVAH - g'head guess!

[progmom]

52. 11?

22?








































zero?

[sundog]

55. probably 0 - goody goody two shoes

[Jessica]

31. Hmmm .. How about ...

A small greek salad, steamed mussels and a bottle of Pino Grigio. Thanks!

[JimmyJazz]

40. Sure thing, puddin'

:9 this is making me hungry for real!



and finally:

[Jessica]

47. Oooo - Perfect! Thank you!

And yes, I'll take some puddin, too! ;-) :hi:

[progmom]

50. i dunno - iceberg lettuce?

It even looks kinda brown. I'd send it back.
Here's a nicer looking one - it's on me:

[progmom]

53. Hey. Are we in a hotel?

Why are we ordering room service? How did I get here?

[JimmyJazz]

56. Yes! We are in a hotel! The conference room is in the same hotel!

I'll probably be hanging out here for the duration again this evening! Are you joining me? I could order room service for dinner, too - if you would like! This time, I really get you what you order!

[warrens]

61. Truffle-stuffed truffles in truffle sauce for me!

And a magnum bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue.

[JimmyJazz]

67. I'm sorry to tell you this, but DS1 ate the truffle and

drank all the liquor - all he left you was the rememnents of his thievery!

[DS1]

63. I want a John Belushi Impersonator to fling freshly sauteed

shrimp off his spatula into my mouth from across the room while the two best massueses give me a full work over.

[JimmyJazz]

66. What's with all the high maintenance people here today?

You get a cheeseburger instead.

[DS1]

68. Your company sucks

and then there's that place you work for :eyes:

[JimmyJazz]

70. Hey! I said it was room service - not fulfill DS1's weird

fantasy that will never in a million years come true for him service - Jeesh - we're not miracle workers here, ya know :eyes: back at ya!

[Damien]

69. anyone make gannon jokes yet?

anyone? anyone?

[JimmyJazz]

72. Ew. It's not *that* kind of hotel!

Jeebus, there aren't even vibrating beds here. :7

[Damien]

74. Hey, I was thinking that you needed a website designed

or a reporter for something you work on.

That is what he says he did right? right?

I was keeping it above board...I don't know where your mind is.

[miss_kitty]

71. I have a tummy ache

:cry: :puke: :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

73. Maybe it's because you ate all the desserts and everyone else's

dinner - except the lobster and the steak! I know you are a vegetarian!