CALL FALWELL, there's a gay boy sleeping in my bed.....

[liberalitch]

My SO (the commie) said he's probably eaten my poridge and sat in his chair.

Actually Carl (mynotoriouslygayneighbor... his word choice not mine) is having the roof over his pad fixed and he's sick and needs rest. Both the commie and I are working today so we said "have at it".

[BR_Parkway]

1. Why couldn't your name be George W?

[liberalitch]

3. Funny that's what carl's beau said when he called....

he asked "Have you seen my man?"
I said "Yes, he's in MY bed today"
PJ said "Why couldn't YOU BE somebody I could extort"

[tjwmason]

2. There's a gay boy sleeping in my bed every night too

But as it's me there's little that I can do about it.

[khashka]

4. I'd probably feel better about this

if he was sleeping in my bed....

Just as long as he keeps his hands off my porridge.

Khash.

[David Ippolito]

5. For you...

http://www.thatguitarman.com/MP3/jesusland.mp3

According to Falwell, we're aaalllllllll goin' to hell!