Anyone else like arguing with complete strangers on the internet?

[datasuspect]

isn't technology wonderful? am i on the information superhighway yet?

[Book Lover]

1. I got lost near the on-ramp

Oh, stop me!

[datasuspect]

2. i'm the stain

right in front of the concrete pillar

[3lefts]

3. The Internet?

That thing still around?

- Homer Simpson

[aden_nak]

4. No. I hate it. What is wrong with you?

Ugh, that makes me so pissed. Why would I like arguing with strangers, huh? Give me one good reason. No, no you can't. See! Not one single good reason. I bet YOU like agruing with strangers though, don't you? Yeah, I am sure you do. So go ahead and reply. I DARE YOU!

/end satire

[datasuspect]

5. I'm right

you're wrong.

there.

[Freebird12004]

25. I'm Never Wrong !

[achtung_circus]

6. Yeah, so

whattya gonna do about it?

[datasuspect]

8. i'll misquote

the bible, use logical fallacies, and then alert jesus that you are a heathen!

[achtung_circus]

10. Hang on

I'll tell him. He's coming over tonight for the coven.

[datasuspect]

12. good

tell him he owes me a "debt."

let him know i'll take payment in blood.

[achtung_circus]

21. Whose blood?

or do you care?

[datasuspect]

22. i'd like some of his

but i guess any will do

[achtung_circus]

23. OK, I e-mailed him,

he says the vial's in the mail.

[datasuspect]

24. what the hell am i gonna do with a vial

you get back on the phone with that cheap bastard and tell him P-I-N-T-S. pints. we reading each other?

annointed my ass!

[achtung_circus]

26. Do you have ANY IDEA

just how much you can get on Ebay for a FRIGGING DROP of the blood of the annointed baby jeebus????

And you want pints????

You have been granted a great honour in being chosen by our studio audience to receive...
AN ENTIRE VIAL.

[Thor_MN]

27. He's had, like, 2000 years to donate,

and if the bodies of Saints don't decompose, I don't think you'll be seeing any of jeHEsus's blood going bad any time soon. There should be gigaliters in storage by now...

[achtung_circus]

29. Well, it's not like he's putting it in storage for self transfusion.

and he has blood type?

Who's he gonna donate to?

Where's the impetus for multi-gigaliter jeebus blood storage?

[DelawareValleyDem]

7. That's INTERNETS

how dare you contradict our esteemed President

[datasuspect]

9. our "commander and chief"

is resistant to contradiction.

[TyeDye75]

11. love it

[Beaverhausen]

13. I don't like it but I find myself doing it right now

[jswordy]

14. Your whole post IS WAY OFF BASE, YOU IGNORANT ASS!

Heheheheh. Actually it is funny as hell. GREAT POINT!

:yourock:

[Damien]

15. You're assuming

I don't know who you are...

Uwahahaha Uwahahaha Uwahahaha Uwahahaha

~~dept. of homeland security operative

[antigone382]

16. That depends. Which internet are you on?

There's rumors on them things, ya know.

[datasuspect]

18. nsa server

[the Princess]

17. I LOVE it

Why you wanna fight??????????????

Put 'em up - put 'em up!!!

[guitar man]

19. I used to

but I am comlpletely burned out on it now. It doesn't matter how many facts one presents, the *bushbots will ignore them all and persist in their worship of their demigod*

A complete waste of time.

[datasuspect]

20. facts?

facts are inconvenient. ideology and "true believerism" is your best defense against facts.

[miss_kitty]

28. I've been in some fine cyber punchups in my day

not so much here though. I love fighting with asshats. sometimes.

[MrSlayer]

30. I already told you once!

Need I repeat myself?

[specedteacher]

31. I have fun making republipukes squirm.

I keep em busy at coldheartedtruth by calling those republipuke morons on their lies. They've been trying to get rid of me. Come on over and give them hell. It's fun watching repukes piss and moan when you call them on their lies.