Finally : the Vegetable Rights Militant Movement - Veggies have rights too

[Kellanved]

Are You Angry About Cruelty to Vegetables?

The Vegetable Rights Militant Movement (VRMM) is a nationally active, grassroots, vegetable liberation and defense organization. The VRMM differs from other vegetable activist organizations in that it really does all that it can to stop people from torturing, killing, humiliating, and ultimately eating vegetables and fruits.

The VRMM has grown from a small group to a large, multi-national militia that fights unceasingly for the liberties of each and every fruit and vegetable. There are plenty of people to look out for animals already, but fruits and vegetables have only recently had humans on their side, thanks to the VRMM.

VRMM members have chained themselves to hay bailers, corn huskers, and tree shakers to voice their opposition of the legality of these torture devices. Other members have staged sit-ins at local produce sections of supermarkets, chanting "veggie-killer" at anyone who picked up vegetables for purchase.

Fruits and vegetables have been victims of cruelty throughout all recorded history. Humankind's so-called advancement into agriculture was also it's moral demise. Once people began farming crops they sold their souls to the god of violence.
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http://www.vegetablecruelty.com/


Finally a worthy cause. Let's all join.

[dean_dem]

1. Man, you really showed those vegetarians a thing or two.

You know, the way they constantly harass you with their own personal choices. You must be so proud!

*Sarcasm filter off* That's so ridiculously stupid it barely deserves a reply.

[Kellanved]

2. huh?

This is the Lounge after all.

[dean_dem]

3. A big "huh" right back at you.

"Vegetable cruelty?" What kind of a response were you expecting to get?

[ronnykmarshall]

4. How can you be so BLIND????

LOOK AT THIS!!!! LOOK AT THIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

[dean_dem]

11. Oh...that kind.

Enjoy the little circle jerk.:eyes:

[ronnykmarshall]

12. I am ...

just as long as no one brings ......... VEGETABLE OIL !!!


You're a real load o' laughs. No really!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. Nice sense of humor

:thumbsup:

[dean_dem]

15. I actually have one thanks....

but just like I don't find the National Association for the Advancement of White People or "Straight Pride" Week funny, this also strikes me as idiotic.

But whatever blows your skirt up...

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

18. Thanks

:thumbsup:

[Kellanved]

6. One addressing the problem

How can you sleep with stuff like that happening?

[ronnykmarshall]

7. Oh they have no heart!!!

[ET Awful]

5. I didn't become a vegetarian because I love animals,

I did it because I hate vegetables!

:evilgrin:

(This was a very common bumper sticker at Dead shows years ago).

[asthmaticeog]

8. "If God hadn't meant for us to eat animals...

...why did he make them out of meat?"

The one bumper sticker ever to make me LOL in traffic.

[hollywood926]

9. Ha ha...

Me too. It's not that I don't love killing cows, I just hate those fuckin' asparagusses!

[4_Legs_Good]

10. Hardy f*cking Har Har

Oh oh oh, I'll never stop laughing! I have vitasoy spewing out of my nose!

david

[arwalden]

14. Does A Vegan Diet Dull The Sense Of Humor?

[spunky]

16. I just want to know

who mashes potatoes with a hammer? :o

[NoPasaran]

17. Amen! Salad is Murder!

[Guy Fawkes]

19. Vegetables have one right: the right to die!

KILL! KILL!

[ronnykmarshall]

22. Like to boil potatoes

just to hear them scream!

[Stop_the_War]

23. LOL!!!!!

[Stop_the_War]

20. BWAHAHA! This vegan is eating fruits & veggies right now!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[miss_kitty]

21. Skinned alive!

Oh the Humanit-erm-Vegetality of it all!