The Catered Chowdown of all CAPTIONS!!!!!

[skip fox]

"Boy have I gotta piping hot shit sandwich to sell you, or what! Only 87 billion bucks. Don't worry, you'll love it."

[Fenris]

1. W. is "sprechin'": "See? Now it's my sammich."

"That's what I'm gonna do to the taxpayers of this country. Now just imagine 87 billion of these sammiches."

[Hubert Flottz]

2. "You see Honey Lamb, life is like this here shit sammerich, the ....

more bread ya got the less shit ya gotta' eat!"

[XNASA]

3. Headline: "George W. Bush in Training for New Career"

"Yep. I'll be workin' here at the Crawford BBQ Hut startin' in January 2005. Gotta do sumpthin' tah keep mahseff bizzy."

[underpants]

4. W and his new running still garner a 89% approval rating from Repubes

W and Ham sammich in '04

[bushisanidiot]

5. AWOL Is Seen Here At A Local Yocal Fundraiser

Instead of paying $25,000 for a hotdog, you git a hamburger type sammich for $20,000. What a deal!

King AWOL will serve it to you, lukewarm, for an extra $10,000.00!!

So far AWOL has 2,536 donors to his 2004 campaign. Won't you be the 2,537th?

Praise!

[underpants]

6. He'll never make it on the oustide if he can't learn the 'fries' thing

Do.......uh..........do you want..........what was it Carlos? Fries? Not French Fires hehehe right Carlos? Carlos?

Carlos (to himself) él es es muy estúpido. Cualquier idiota puede hacer eso

Yes Mr.President it's freedom fries (again to self) now say it dammit

W: Carlos he's a good friend of mine see.....where ya going? .....Uh Carlos I think I lost another "sale"

[GOPisEvil]

7. The clerk says: "He thinks he's eating healthy because of the DIET COKE!

[realFedUp]

8. Who was the guy who promised to pay for his hamburger on Tuesdays..

oh, you know, the guy in Popeye cartoons who'd ask
for money for a hamburger today, promising to pay
on another day...

anyway, this is what I think of.

[underpants]

9. Oh you mean Wimpy?

Mmmmmmmmmmm Britsh beef hambrugers mmmmmmmmmmm
http://www.wimpyburgers.co.uk/

There used to be Wimpyburger places around here.

[Hubert Flottz]

11. The Wimp(poppy) is in Texas!

[realFedUp]

12. Yeah Wimpy!

sounds fitting. Thanks for digging this one up!

He used to say "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger
today."

[peekaloo]

10. The guy behind the counter smiles, for it is he

who knows what went into the "special sauce".

[cosmicdot]

13. W: My official taster here will take a couple of bites first ...

... can't believe you common folks eat this crap all the time ... $6.50??? ... just make it a coke and package of cheese crackers ...

[skip fox]

14. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[roguevalley]

15. Run! Run Fast!

I hope he stuffs that in his pie hole.