Holy fuckamole! Did someone spike in the drinking water in the lounge?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

oh wait..I just checked my calendar..it's vomitous, vegan, fat assed, smoker day. Nevermind :D

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Damn you for mentioning cigarettes!

:grr:

We really need a scratch & twitch smilie.

[progmom]

2. snort

[dean_dem]

3. Oh, sorry to confuse you.

Lets talk about Jeff Gannon for a bit.

[ronnykmarshall]

21. Cool!

He's fuckin HOT!

[dean_dem]

22. With somebody else, I mean.

I'm not speaking to you right now.:D

[Placebo]

4. mmm, cig...

*lights up* :smoke:

[Richardo]

5. Happy V V F A S Day, NSMA!!

:toast: :party:

[SOteric]

6. I'm completely boggled

trying to come up with an appropriate way to celebrate. :shrug:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. Well...a steak is out of the question as is purging

Maybe you can light up and moon me :evilgrin:

[DS1]

24. I'm offering pre-chewed steak for any vegans that want to taste

something without the guilt.

I'll even let you peck it right out of my mouth and channel your inner eagle for a thrifty 20% extra.

[SOteric]

25. And you know I would, too...

except of course that I don't smoke and my ass is actually a tad scrawny.

[GOPisEvil]

7. What the hell is fuckamole made out of?

[name not needed]

12. break the word into pieces

[GOPisEvil]

13. I was trying not to.

Beastiality is SO Rick Santorum.

[Debi]

42. I thought that was box turtle...

:shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

45. Box turtles are SO John Cornyn.

:D

[Debi]

46. What the hell was I THINKING!!!

Let's tell more gerbil stories...

(no, let's not!)

[redqueen]

15. I know you're reading it to rhyme with 'guacamole'.

but when I see it, in my mind it sounds like 'whack-a-mole'.


Mmmmmm... guacamole...

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. Nope it rhymes with guac

only it's made with fuckacados instead of avocados...guess they don't grow them in your parts :evilgrin:

[Rowdyboy]

9. Full moon's coming....

People get even weirder and goofier....(hard as that is to believe)

[fudge stripe cookays]

10. BWA HA!

You owe me a new monitor. I think you summed up the latest trend very well!

Actually, make that: Vomitously unfair to children, vegan, fat assed, smoker day.

:D
FSC

[JimmyJazz]

18. *ahem* - I think you meant to say, "unfair to children

and male prostitutes named whoisalhedges." - Forgive me, if I am mistaken.

[Magrittes Pipe]

26. Ahem.

I'm also a competitive drinker.

Man whoring pays the bills. The drinking's where I get my discretionary income.

[JimmyJazz]

27. I would say, "stick to your day job," but I'm not sure

which is which :shrug:

[name not needed]

11. Shut it, you retard fatass vegan! I'll vomit on you!

:D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

14. Don't forget complaining waitperson/bartender day

I think....

[Debi]

16. Is fuckamole what you play

after you've outgrown the whack-a-mole at Chuckee Cheeze?

Just a question :spank:

[blondeatlast]

34. Thanks for the really awful visual... nt

[Debi]

41. Wasn't me

O8)

[JimmyJazz]

17. Don't look at me! I'm just taking room service orders! BTW

they are out of fuckamole (is the "e" silent?) - How about some Christ on a Cracker instead?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. OK and for dessert, I'd like

HOLY CRAP IN A BUNDT PAN!!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. I spiked it with bean sprouts

and nicotine

SORRY

[jswordy]

20. That too...and don't forget to slime...

Republicans

Anyone for Dean

Anyone for Kerry

Anyone for Clark

Anyone for Clinton

Anyone labeled a "freeper."

Any Democratic pol who says something you even slightly disagree with.

ANYONE who says something you slightly disagree with.

Uh, etc., etc., etc.

Heheheheh...

[Debi]

43. Well, frankly, I disagree with that

:puke: :smoke: :beer:

So stick it!

:puke: :smoke: :beer:


:hi:

[Toby109]

23. Well, duh

VVFAS day always follows President's Day.

[Texasgal]

30. I'm Skeered!

Literally....what has become of the lounge today??

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. well...I wasn't at the scene of the accident, but through reconstruction

what I can gather is that someone made a reasonable request not to knowingly bring sick children to a restaurant and from there a whole parade of horribles followed.

YMMV

[Texasgal]

32. Ahhhhhh...okay.

JUst a normal day in GD!! HA! Man I wish these guys would leave it in there!

[blondeatlast]

36. Amazing how that happens.

The things I miss while at work!

[blondeatlast]

33. You're slipping, NSMA--you forgot kids in restaurants... nt

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

37. well that's where vomitous day came from

Kids?? Restaurants?? Depends on how they are prepared. :evilgrin:

They aren't very meaty but maybe if they made Buffalo Kids, I might order them.

[KitchenWitch]

35. dont forget child hating.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

38. I don't have any kids to hate

Therefore, I have to damage my pets.

[KitchenWitch]

40. ..

<chuckle>

NSMA you are funny

[NC_Nurse]

39. That is EVERY day

for me, thank you. When you work in GI procedures it's all about vomiting, fat asses, what people eat, drink and smoke.....geez! :eyes:

My nightmare, I get home and EVERYONE in the world is talking about that shit!

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

44. HAHA....my ex is an obgyn and I was together with her while she was in

med school..having dinner with a bunch of med students doing their ER rotation will break you of any queaziness over the gross and disgusting...nothing like looking at the mayo on your sandwich while someone discusses the contents of an excised tumor :evilgrin: