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Chuckup Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 03:21 PM
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OMG, I can't believe it!
I just broke wind and my neighbor called to tell me she thinks my dog did a dump in her yard!

Man, I have my window open, but what a nose on that gal must have!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 03:31 PM
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1. Either she has good nose,
or that was one awful (or very good, depending on how you look at it) bit of wind breaking.

Congratulations if it's the latter! You do all us DU guys proud!
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never cry wolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 03:39 PM
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2. Ohhh, so THAT'S what that was.....n/t
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GregW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 03:59 PM
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3. Reminds me of an embarrassing story ...
Had a whole bunch of people over for a BBQ ... they're camped out on the patio eatin' chickin' and stuff. I feel nature urgently call and calmly excuse myself for some explosive decompression in the bathroom next to my bedroom. I know how bad it will be, so I turn on the fan.

Unfortunately, the fan sucked the thick stench out of the bathroom, into the attic, then out through the soffit vents right over the people eating outside.

My friends still remind of the day I ruined lunch :eyes:
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-09-03 04:06 PM
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4. It's estrogen. We smell EVERYTHING!
Really.
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