I like Johnny Walker enemas!

[name not needed]

:P

[JohnnyCougar]

1. I once told someone at a party...

that my name was "Johnnie Walker" and that I was from Scotland. He was from southern Indiana, and I don't know if he had ever heard of Johnnie Walker scotch. I was wasted on a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black at the time. He knew my name was Johnny, so it made sense to him. He was pretty drunk, too.

[Kikosexy2]

2. I like teenage...

enema nurses!