Come on campers a CAPTION can turn that frown upside down.

[underpants]

[Richardo]

1. OK - suck it up and lie your ass off on three. One......two...........

GO!

[LynneSin]

2. You know, maybe I am the Madman in this world

:shrug:

[commander bunnypants]

3. The chimp is thinking

Damn I wish I had my ear teleprompter. I shud learnt ta red bak n scewl


DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

4. Another day with the same ol' lies...when do we get new ones?

[Wwagsthedog]

5. Red nose. Splotchy face. Hmmmmm.

n/t

[skip fox]

6. W. is "thinking": "Shit. Karl's written in red across the top

of the speech: 'NO PLAYING WITH YOURSELF IN PUBLIC, lectern or no lectern. THIS MEANS YOU, NUMBNUTS!!!!' (Sigh). So what's the big deal? Nobody would even know, for Christ's sake! Geez. . . . These speeches are pretty boring sometimes and I really really think that when I 'fiddle around,' I give them more pizzazz. . . .Oh, what the hell, . . . maybe just a little squeeze."

[Bossy Monkey]

7. "What's this big word? Q-U-A-G-M-I-R-E" n/t

[cosmicdot]

8. W glances at his speech and sees Pease ... puzzled, he ...

... pulls his chin in real tight and thinks: I must have picked up the wrong speech ... we're not suppose to have Pease in this Century ... did Karl and them change the script again without telling me? ... naw, they hate Pease ...

[skip fox]

9. Daylight bards of captions now depart

Leaving treasures of their chosen art
Strewn cross the path of those who follow
That they might caption, thus, until sweet marrow.

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