OH DEAR GOD, it's the Condoleeza Rice ACTION FIGURE.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

...I'm guessing the "pearl necklace" is courtesy of her "husband," George W. Bush...as a matter of fact, I'm sure she's received SEVERAL in appreciation of her "service"...

:evilgrin:



HB0093
Condi / Condoleezza Action Figure
Dressed in navy blue pant suit, powder blue blouse & imitation faux pearl necklace included.
$24.95

http://www.vicalecorporation.com/SearchResult.aspx?CategoryID=19

[DS1]

1. That's not an action figure, it's a bottle opener

:D

[Dave Reynolds]

2. I'm holding out for the bobble head. /nt

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

4. So is Bush...

I'll stop there, before I get the thread locked...

:evilgrin:

[11 Bravo]

11. Now THAT'S funny!

n/t

[Bluebear]

3. OMG here's another.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. I'm thinking more along the lines of "Mushroom Cloud Barbie"...

You know, some enterprising bastard could just walk up and STEAL that one and retire in the Fiji Islands off of MY brilliant idea...

CURSE you, Bush administration! CURSE YOU!

:evilgrin:

[Bluebear]

10. I hear ya. Only the hair style is Lucy Van Pelt's

And the action figure you show, must be the light but my they didn't quite get the teeth right.

[guitar man]

5. good grief

I just don't know what to say here..... I want to take the "pearl necklace" thing and run with it, but, dammit, I'd get the thread locked!

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

7. Restraint is a virtue, my friend...RESTRAINT.

:evilgrin:

[guitar man]

15. I know

<sigh>


on edit, fuck it, I can't take it.

"Order now and get the *special edition* Condi action figure which has ACTUAL GW Bush DNA in the *pearl necklace*!! Certificate of authenticity included."

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

[neuvocat]

8. That looks like Mike Tyson in drag.

eom

[Elidor]

9. I gots to have me that little doll!

I'm going to torture my boss with that thing! I wonder if I could get a Rumsfeld Action Figure™ to go with her? Holy shit! How about a full line of Bush Administration Action Dolls™!

[Elidor]

12. Get back, my bitches! Donald Rumsfeld Talking Doll!

Talking Donald “Rummy” Rumsfeld doll is resplendent in a red-white and blue box that features a clear front display panel for viewing the Rumsfeld figure within. It includes full color photos, biographical text and a speech by Rumsfeld to American Veterans. Press his button to listen to 28 different phrases.

“There are knowns we know about. Those are the known knowns. And there are knowns we don't know about. Those are the unkown knowns. And there are unknowns we don't even know we don't know about yet, which are unknown unknown unknowns.”

“Rummy” is dressed in a black pin-stripped suit with white shirt, yellow tie and black shoes. The articulated figure stands on a special Department of Defense display base. The figure’s features duplicate Rumsfeld’s stoic, determined look, his gray hair and even comes with a set of glasses!
Order the talking Donald Rumsfeld doll today!

Customers who bought this item also bought:
Ann Coulter Doll with Spinning Head & pea soup

[Melynn]

16. Does the Rumsfeld doll include Abu Ghraib action figures

such as a Lynndie England doll complete with a dog leash and a dangling cigarette in her mouth?

[Democrat Dragon]

13. Cool! maybe we can put both that ugly thing and the * action figure

in a barbie bed and then take a picture and send it to AP!

[maveric]

14. Its also a "hard to get spot" vaccuum cleaner.