What's the worst thing I can do to my supervisor and not be arrested?

[madison2000]

Looking for creative suggestions... :bounce:

[SmileyBoy]

1. Take a dump in his coat pocket.

j/k

[Seabiscuit]

37. Pee in his coffee pot.

[xmas74]

2. Give him some "special" brownies for his birthday.

I did it and they couldn't prove anything!

[madison2000]

3. laxatives or sedatives?

[SmileyBoy]

6. It's a laxative AND a sedative.

That good-ol' reliable weed.

[xmas74]

11. Exlax and pot.

Plus, some people use mashed, stewed prunes to replace the oil content. I added that, too. I followed a mix, replaced the oil with the prunes, mixed the water with Metamucil, melted the ExLax with a square of chocolate and finely ground down my pot. I baked it up and gave it to him on his birthday. It was fun.
I told him it was a secret family recipe. He devoured it.

[mark414]

38. what a waste of good pot

[xmas74]

13. Oh, I forgot to mention

My former boss-was the police chief of the town that I lived in.

[BrklynLiberal]

20. in his coffee.....

[pstans]

4. Give him a Wet Willey

and then run.

[paranoid floyd]

5. How's this

Tape a pound of bacon under his front seat.

[LostInAnomie]

7. Have sex with their significant other.

Then tell them about it.

[madison2000]

10. having sex with this guys wife wouldn't appeal to me even if I were

a lesbian...
He's the kind of guy you wonder how he ever got any woman to even kiss him.

[Az]

8. Live a happy life

Best form of revenge ever.

[SOteric]

9. Forgiveness is the most noble form of revenge.

But if that's not going to work for you, have a cactus sent to him anonymously with a card that says "sit on it."

[progmom]

16. beautiful post

my nomination for post of the week!

[politicaholic]

12. Download porn onto his computer then email it to a female employee...

from his computer of course.

Make sure the employee is really sensative to that.

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[Renew Deal]

28. I would advise against that.

[11 Bravo]

14. Kill him (as long as you don't get caught).

n/t

[madison2000]

15. well, its a non-death penalty state

so the consequences are less than in other places... I would like my dog to rip his balls off. But I have a really nice dog.

[11 Bravo]

17. Actually, the "not getting caught" part is crucial to my plan.

That renders any penalty moot.

[lastknowngood]

18. Get his home address and send out for info on gay porn if he's

stight or regular porn if he gay. Once you get on their mailing list they sell it around and he will never get off their list.

[Les BOOGIE]

19. google some revenge sites, insulting post cards are cool or

send a paid subscription to some magazine

[FuzzyDicePHL]

22. Whenever you're in his office

make sure to fart a lot.

[davsand]

23. Pee on his car seat.

Make sure you just SOAK it--but do it someplace other than the driver's seat so he won't find it while it is wet. He'll remember you on every hot day for as long as he owns that car.

By way of an alternate, if he has an office, can you put some raw chicken in the vent? That could be a whole lot of "fun" too.

I also like the idea of getting him a subscription to a NAMBLA publication and having it sent to his office address, and maybe even signing him up for some kiddie porn sites while you are at it...

If you are really interested in messing with his world, you could start leaving him creative "love" notes ("Oh baby--you left me breathless last night" or something like that) on his windshield and on his doorstep. It might cause him some real discomfort trying to hide them from his wife.

I dunno--I think you can probably come up with some great stuff on your own if you really work at it.


Laura

[Thor_MN]

24. Sounds like "Tom" a manager I once had

He seemed to enjoy getting his people to argue with one another. Once we figure out why we were all at each other's throats and the arguement's stopped, he seemed to get bored and then quit, probably off to torment another group of unsuspecting people.

Actually, I think part of his performance review was based on keeping salaries low, and while people were fighting, he could use it on their reviews. He was a one trick pony and pulled stakes when it no longer worked.

Best revenge is to outlast him.

[democracyindanger]

25. Does he sit in an adjustable chair?

Secretly make it an inch too high or an inch too low. Repeat, you know, liberally.

[madison2000]

26. You people are so wonderful!

Great minds at DU! :toast: :party: :party: :toast: :party:

[Occulus]

27. get a bucket of red or blue food color

and reverse-pump it into his home plumbing via an outdoor spigot. Someone goes to take a shower and..... ;)

[tinfoilinfor2005]

29. wow, did you people study under karl rove?

let his karma take care of him and take care not to mess up your own.

[HamstersFromHell]

30. See if you can find any Eosin red dye.

Eosin dye is used in the bookbinding business to stain page edges red (bibles and the like). Mixes with almost ANY liquid or gel, and once on your skin it literally has to wear off....he'll bring blood before it scrubs off.

The possibilities once you get some of it are literally limited only by your own imagination. Things we did to bosses/supervisors included:

Mix Eosin with Vaseline...apply to earpiece of his phone (works great if phone dark colored). Go to another phone and ring his extension, then snicker quietly at his red ear he'll wear the rest of the month.

Likewise, same mixture applied to undersides of car door handles is a load of fun. Also, if car is unlocked, just Vaseline *every* grabbable object in the car...steering wheel, headlight switch, lighter, radio knobs, inside door handles...you get the idea.

Vaseline windshield wipers, then lightly dust his windshield with dirt so the first thing he does is try to wash the windshield.

One of our nastiest tricks for for a supervisor who thought himself gawd's gift to women was to get a female employee to go to the ladies room and purchase a new kotex. Mix Eosin red dye and water and pour onto said napkin. Let dry and place in his jacket pocket. Follow said moran to bar and watch him try to impress the ladies. Then he noticed the lump in his pocket of his jacket and guess what he pulled out in the middle of the bar? The ladies weren't impressed and he was quite alone the rest of the evening. (This could work well with a wife as well...he's got some 'splaining to do!)

Just a few ideas from one who *loves* office pranks!

[Technowitch]

31. I once hacked my boss's computer...

...to display the word "HEDGEHOG" subliminally, every ten minutes or so.

And then deleted the resident program when he brought the IT guys in to diagnose the 'weird flickering' and unreadable text.

[madison2000]

32. well my supervisors an IT guy

if he weren't I'd try it

[Stealther]

34. Aren't IT guys the easiest to fool? ;)

[datasuspect]

33. put some lsd in the coffeepot?

[Radical Activist]

35. As long as you aren't seen doing it

drop a tampon in his/her gas tank. The chemicals will cause all sorts of issues with the car. Also, when it expands it might clog up the fuel injector. It's something that no mechanic will suspect or look for, thus making the repairs expensive.

[Seabiscuit]

36. In his name, order a dump truck to dump a ton of gravel on his lawn C.O.D.