People of the Lounge...a question.

[progmom]

Go ahead - ask me a question...


:silly:






***********updated to remove gender references*********

[JimmyJazz]

1. Why just the women?

[progmom]

2. I started a thread a couple of weeks ago called

"Men of the lounge: a question about suits" and it got copycatted about 30 times.

[JimmyJazz]

so, how does it feel to be copycatted yet again?:

[progmom]

5. i dunno

i think i just started the lamest thread in the history of DU.

[JimmyJazz]

6. so you didn't see the photo of Bunny's shoe then?

Because, I still think that qualifies ahead of this one :silly:

[progmom]

8. no, i missed that one

...so this is the second lamest thread in the history of DU?

[Richardo]

102. Submitted for your scintillation: the Bunny shoe thread. YOU be the judge!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2213950

[progmom]

3. case in point

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=2685551#2685558

[asthmaticeog]

4. Can you PROVE I'm not a woman?

Hmmmmmmm? :silly:

[progmom]

7. come a little closer, baby, and we'll find out

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. I love that smilie! Too funny!

:)

[Democrat Dragon]

9. Where does dancing fruit come from?

[clydefrand]

11. I know; I know...big dancing fruit! ;-)

[progmom]

13. Your underwear.

...and when they get old and wrinkled they move to California and start singing oldies.






next?

[sparky_in_ma]

12. Why does Skinner

like JimmyJazz best?:-(

[progmom]

14. doesn't everyone?

[sparky_in_ma]

18. True that!

:thumbsup:

[JimmyJazz]

16. He digs my moves, dude!

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. Why am I sugar fiend?

All I want is sweets.... :9

[progmom]

35. I dunno sweetums, but you're not alone

I just ran downstairs and got me some chocolate chips. Yum!

[RevolutionaryActs]

40. Yum!

I feel bad.. my mom and I got blizzards(mm fattening) today, but right now I want a cookie! GAH! No BAD REV! :spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

41. This is bizarre! Didn't mean to reply here!

:o

[Huckebein the Raven]

44. Fiddle Faddle of course

:thumbsup:

[progmom]

54. you know, out of context...

this is a very very funny post!

[Huckebein the Raven]

56. are you talking about the guy in my sig ?

[progmom]

63. no, just that you have a random post that says

Fiddle faddle, of course!

[Huckebein the Raven]

67. oh I replied to the wrong post

[progmom]

69. I guess it was the juxtaposition of your random fiddle faddle

...and your sword wielding warrior.


Or maybe I just think everything is funny tonight.

[Huckebein the Raven]

71. I have the giggles tonight too

I need it with the shame of our nation traveling in Europe.

[progmom]

74. I think it's my natural reaction to all the crap that was flying around

...in the Lounge today.

Tension? Anger? Let me act the fool!

[MrScorpio]

17. Do you like your puppies fluffy or coarse?

And how big?

[progmom]

19. mine is both fluffy and coarse

...and she weighs about 70 pounds. She's just right!

[Guy Fawkes]

20. why do you want to ruin our copycating fun?

[progmom]

23. I'm an evil, evil woman

bwa ha ha :evilgrin:

[Huckebein the Raven]

21. Pardon my ignorance, but what does KOEB stand for ?

:shrug:

[progmom]

24. keith olbermann something something

obviously, i am a little ignorant myself

[sparky_in_ma]

25. Keith Olberman Estrogen Brigade

In 2004 ED. Being estrogen deficient, I'm the bartender/busboy. They meet during the show.

[Huckebein the Raven]

27. thanks

:)

[sundog]

22. Why you gettin all PC on us?

:P

[progmom]

26. you prefer macs?

[mark414]

30. oh damn you are so clever

:eyes:

[progmom]

34. what, am I trying too hard?

[mark414]

36. haha aww

i'm just givin you a hard time

:pals:

[sundog]

39. this reeks of sexism

you need to choose more non-gender specific computers :7

[progmom]

50. hey sundog

[sundog]

57. dammit!

you were supposed to post more pics of gorgeous men :7

[progmom]

61. how about some cockers?

[sundog]

65. i get bbyyyyyyyyy widdaliddlehelp i get hiiiiiiggghhh widdaliddlehelp

[progmom]

66. thank you! may I have another?

[asthmaticeog]

28. Did you *intentionally* gender-neutralize this thread

in order to make my wisecrack in post #4 not only moot, but kinda creepy-seeming?

[progmom]

31. I will admit that it is an extra special added bonus

[pres2032]

29. are you going to visit my copycat thread?

[progmom]

33. done!

[baldguy]

32. Since before your sun burned hot in space,and before your race was born...

I have awaited a question.

[progmom]

48. uh. is that a question?

[Huckebein the Raven]

37. So, tea or coffee ?

[progmom]

42. espresso, baby

yum.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

38. I've made twelve trips to the fridge tonight without eating anything

What am I hungry for?

[progmom]

45. hmmmm...

You know you're craving a Grand Slam!

[tinfoilinfor2005]

49. Wow, you could be right..,.

Are you psychic? Are you Denny?

[progmom]

51. I worked for Denny when I was 18

And let me tell you...if you forget to tell the "cooks" how the customer wants their eggs cooked...you'll get two raw eggs cracked over those fluffy pancakes.


I'm still mad at those cranky bastards for that!

[RevolutionaryActs]

43. Poppycock or fiddle faddle?

[progmom]

46. poppycock all the way, my friend

Pecans are the shizzit.

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. I prefer Screaming Yellow Zonkers myself

... not a big fan of nuts. :silly:

[progmom]

52. then why do you hang out in the lounge?

we're all nuts here.



especially tonight, it seems.

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. Silly..didn't you see my silly face?

:P

[progmom]

81. and i was being silly right back atcha

where did you disappear to? first JJ pushed me into started this lame thread and then ditched out on me after two replies, then you left. i have abandonment issues, dammit!

[RevolutionaryActs]

82. I'm sorry! I left because... I love American Idol... *hangs head in shame*

Don't taunt me. :P

[progmom]

83. really?

What do you love about it?

[RevolutionaryActs]

84. Well...

I like in the beginning when they show the people who can't sing. And now I just love watching people who have real talent you know, unlike most "pop stars" out there. These people have talent. And now there are three people I really like. Two rocker guys and this kinda rocker girl, with cool hair. So now I must watch them, and vote for them. :)

I need help...... x(

[progmom]

87. Oh chickadee

Tons of people love AI. Some of my best friends do. I don't think I have ever seen an episode, so I am curious about its appeal.

[Huckebein the Raven]

53. Replied to the wrong post. Fiddle faddle rules

along with Cracker Jacks

[MrSandman]

55. Waaassssuppp?

[progmom]

58. are you one of those lizards from the beer commercial?

wow! i've often wondered if any celebrities posted on DU!

[MrSandman]

60. Nah, a run of the mill lounge lizard...nt

[Huckebein the Raven]

59. The Mountains or the Beach ?

[yellowdogintexas]

62. beach, absolutely

[progmom]

64. hey - when did i give you power of attorney to answer the questions

...on my thread??
is this an "ask yellowdogintexas anything" thread?

hmmmm?

well is it????

But actually, you're right. I love the ocean. Best, though, is when you're in view of both ocean and mountains!

[progmom]

78. i was kidding

:(

trying to engage you in witty banter.


i guess i failed. :cry:

[Aristus]

68. What ever happened to Koogle sandwich spread?

Fave among kids back in the '70's. Flavors included peanut butter, chocolate, banana, and one or two others I forgot.

Anyway, where'd it all go? :shrug:

[progmom]

70. kegel sandwich spread?

that sounds foul and inedible.

eeeuw!

[Aristus]

72. No, no, no. "Koogle", not "kegel".

It was creamy and yummy! :9

[progmom]

73. I know. I was just trying to be gross.

Have you heard of Kegel exercises?

[Aristus]

75. Yeah, but I don't do them because...um...I'm a guy!

:-)B-)

[progmom]

76. I know you're a guy, you silly man!

I just wasn't sure you realized that I was being really gross. Dammit! I want credit for being gross!

[Aristus]

77. Okay. OH MAN, YOU'RE GROOOOOOOSS!

:puke:

Yeah, I'm a silly man, but Red Bull gives me wings! B-)

[progmom]

79. thank you

:loveya:

[Tsiyu]

85. What is your favorite soap?

Yardley's English Lavender or Safeguard?

Those are your only two choices and you cannot phone a friend.

[progmom]

86. Yardley's English Lavender, fo shizzle!

Safeguard??? :eyes:

[Tsiyu]

89. I know. I know.

But it was the only brand name I could think of.

Hey, remember Zest?


"Zestfully, Zestfully. Zestfully clean!"

Or am i pathetically dating myself?

[progmom]

92. Ah yes. Do jingles still have the same impact they once had?

Trying to think of a contemporary jingle that has imprinted on my psyche like the one you mentioned. All I can come up with is: Think Ford First! and Mazda's "Zoom Zoom Zoom"

[Tsiyu]

101. Quizno's subs had one the kids kept singing

But the only one popping in my head is this R&B/soul number they wrote for one of those check cashing places: "Check into cash. Check into cash." It's really annoying.
And very local, i think, so hopefully you won't be subjected to it.


They just don't jingle like they used to...*sigh*

[JimmyJazz]

88. Why did some asshole just ask me to get him a cup of coffee

when I was not getting one for myself?

[sundog]

90. because I'm tired... now hurry it up!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

95. Shaddup! Or Else you get this:

JJ ------> <-----your sorry ass.

[JVS]

91. I left my kid vomiting at a coffee-shop to come home and post on DU

And now I think that people are going to give me a hard time about it. How do I let them know that unless they are me they have no way of knowing my difficulties and shouldn't judge?

[progmom]

You had a kid? You're contributing to the destruction of this planet.

I should be able to go out without hearing whiny kid voices.
DAMN YOU, you...you....BREEDER!

[JVS]

97. we're all contributing to the destruction of the planet, so fuck it

But at least I'll have someone to sponge off of when I get to be really old and decrepit

[progmom]

99. that's what i figured too

think maybe i should have another in case this one turns out to be a fuck-up and can't support me?

[progmom]

93. oops! itchy trigger finger!

[progmom]

94. Wow - i posted in triplicate

That is embarrassing!

[JimmyJazz]

96. wow - a triple post! that only counts as one, you post ho!

whazza matta - troll get you all bothered???

[progmom]

98. yeah - i think i had too much coffee

I've never gone after someone like that.

[Az]

100. What is your position on:

Guns
Abortion
God
The Pope
The DLC
Dean
Lieberman
and
File Sharing

[progmom]

103. .

1 they scare me
2 i have marched for the right of a woman to choose, but hope to never be in a position where i will have to choose
3 is love
4 could do a lot more good for the world than he does
5 is heading down the wrong path
6 is heading down the right path
7 isn't as good as he thinks or as bad as we think
8 is the way of the future which will have serious repercussions on artist development and will ultimately put me out of a job

[Az]

105. Your a dancer aren't ya

Cuz you just danced through that mine field like a ballarina. :D

[progmom]

109. why thank you, i think!

[GOPBasher]

104. May I steal your idea sometime?

I like this. It would generate a lot of good conversation. Good idea!! :thumbsup:

[progmom]

107. was this an original idea?

if so, please pay me a royalty fee every time you use this idea!

[GOPBasher]

114. LOL Ummm okay, I'll send you an imaginary check via email.

[Huckebein the Raven]

106. boxer or briefs ?

:P

and second:

Fruit Loops or Lucky Charms ?

[progmom]

112. i prefer my men in boxer briefs

and though i am not much of a cereal fan, I would chose orange milk over green milk 2 to 1, so Fruit Loops is is...

[TXlib]

108. How much do you weigh?

[progmom]

110. a lady never reveals her age

...or her weight.

[JimmyJazz]

111. Yeah, but I think he was talking to you.

<runs away> ..... <fast> :P

[progmom]

113. i'll get you for that!

[TXlib]

115. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*deep breath*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

hoo

That was good.

[progmom]

116. yeah well....

...ah, I just don't have the heart to bash you, TXLib.


You been over to that other site lately?