I Am Not ALLOWED To Clean Up My Home Office Desk (Mrs Matcom)

[matcom]

She tells me I under no circumstances AM ALLOWED TO CLEAN THE PAPERWORK OFF OF MY DESK!

why???

CAUSE IT HAS BEEN MESSY SINCE THE RED SOX WON THE SERIES AGAINST THE A's AND IT MUST REMAIN MESSY UNTIL EITHER THEY WIN THE WORLD SERIES OR ARE ELIMINATED! :D

yes folks, we here in the Boston area are a VERY supersticious bunch when it comes to our BoSox!

now, think she will let me leave the yardwork undone until the same happens? :D

on edit: YES this means I MUST start a fresh "Cowboy Up" thread before 8:00 EST tonight!

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

1. Red Sox or Cubs aren't going to win

Fate will not have me posting naked pictures of my ass on DU (which is the vow I took if Sox or Cubs win the World Series).

[matcom]

3. oh, i DO remember!

oh yes indeedy i sure do! :P

AND YOU WILL MAKE GOOD ON THAT BET DAMMIT!

:bounce:

[LynneSin]

5. It will not happen

(and in case it does I guess I have about 2 more weeks to get my butt in shape - but nah....it won't happen)

[matcom]

6. make sure you get your 'good' side

:D

[ikojo]

12. I believe we here in the lounge are waiting for

a certain MATCOM to run through the lounge nekkid.....there was a challenge made that if the BoSox won their last playoffs then you would run through the lounge nekkid....


Cowboy up....


Tonight I say GO BOSOX!!!!

But when they start playing my beloved Cubbies my tune will change.

[matcom]

13. i already DID that!

you must have missed it!

i ran and ran and ran and ran and BOY do my "dinglefriends" ache! :D

[WindRavenX]

2. I'm the same way

When the Yanks lose a playoff game, everything I wore that day is washed.
Everything.
Likewise, I don't wash my Jeter shirt when they win.

[VelmaD]

4. If you haven't mowed...

don't you DARE start now. Dammit man, you could be THE person who fucks it up.

While you're at it - don't change your underwear and make sure you tie your shoelaces the same way EVERY TIME.

[Rick Myers]

7. She has a point!!!

Will she let you take a shower???

Good luck to the SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[seaglass]

8. My husband and his four friends kissed my son's "lucky"

sock when Lowe faced the last batter in the A's-Sox series. The sock cannot be washed (and it was on my son's foot earlier that day). Yuck.

Luckily I was not involved in the sock kissing.

[Bossy Monkey]

9. You can't shave or change your underwear either

and be sure not to step on the third base line

[DS1]

10. following this logic, you're not allowed to shit, either

it's going to be a loooong series, and turd for that matter :evilgrin:

[prolesunited]

11. So, you mean if I clean my house

the Cubs will lose? Thank you for providing me with a new excuse. :D