*** BEAST MAN MEDICAL DRAMA ***

[Beware the Beast Man]

Tonight I sliced myself pretty good while doing dishes. A wine glass broke as I was scrubbing it, and I cut my index finger just below the second knuckle. I went to urgent care only upon the insistence of Mrs. Beast Man (I was too stubborn to go, despite heavy loss of blood). Five stitches later, the doctor claims it is the worst dishwashing mishap he has seen in years.

Mrs. Beast and I think it's a BFEE plot. :tinfoilhat:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Some people will do ANYTHING to get out of doing the dishes

Glad you're ok

[sundog]

2. LIHOP n/t

:P

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. MIHOP

I hate doing dishes :bounce:

[Fenris]

3. I sliced the backside of my thumb one when I was washing

a Corningware dish. Cut really deep into me, too. Should have probably seen a doctor about that. That's what I get for washing the dishes.

[asthmaticeog]

5. This is why men hate domestic chores.

If we have to get hurt, we'd rather it happen while we're hunting giraffes with spears. :crazy:

[Historic NY]

6. I've got a dishwasher (machine) but sometimes manage to cut myself

with my surgical steel kitchen knives. Ouch 5 stitches!!!!!!

[Blue Diadem]

7. I feel for ya Beast Man

I've got an ugly pinky finger from a glass breaking during dish washing and another v-shaped scar on the back of my hand from the same set of glasses. I threw the rest of those glasses away.

Hope you heal quickly!

[Beware the Beast Man]

8. Kick so the day shift can feel sorry for me too.

:kick:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

9. The mighty god Onan is shaking his head

You have greatly dissapointed him :cry:

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. It was the chemtrails.

[MichaelHarris]

11. damn man

those knuckle slices are hell, they always wanna bend and rip open.