The Official "Things You Should Never Do" Thread

[CO Liberal]

Inspired by Maddy McCall's "never eat a raw plantain" thread.

I'll start with a reply to this message.

[CO Liberal]

1. Never Cook Bacon While Naked

[KitchenWitch]

2. Never go to class after having your eyes dilated at the optometrist's

You will never be able to read what is on the board or overhead projector.

[4morewars]

3. Never play poker with anyone named,"Doc"

[datasuspect]

4. if you live in a glass house

don't throw stones . . .

[Left Is Write]

5. Never pet a burning dog.

[Wapsie B]

6. Don't pee on an electric fence.

[CO Liberal]

7. You Don't Tug on Superman's Cape

You don't spit into the wind.
You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger
Abd you Don't mess around with Jim.

[mykpart]

8. Never try on swimsuits when you're wearing knee-highs.

[mykpart]

9. Never dine in a restaurant named "Eats."

[MrSlayer]

10. Never stick your dick in a blender.

[uppityperson]

11. Never touch your tongue to a frozen slide.

[uppityperson]

12. Never attempt to go on DU "for just a minute to check one thing"