I don't care 'bout Kobe B.

[DarkPhenyx]

Do-Dah, Do-Dah
I don't care 'bout Kobe B.
Oh, Do-dah Day!
Grey Davis got caaaaaanned
Troops dead in the saaaaand
Kobe is not news worthy
Oh, Do-Dah day

This will be my one and only thread for the KB trial. The only one I will participate in and track. Please...no real Kobe news here. Oh, I forgot. It isn't real news anyway.

[Wonk]

1. Fake Kobe news here:

Bryant Announces First-Ever Conjugal Press Conference; Wife to Attend

[supernova]

2. LOL!

I've managed to avoid it pretty well. I just hate that these things always devolve into he said/she said debates and no one outside the two people involved ever knows the real, raw truth.

[slappypan]

3. The Most Important News Story Ever!

C'mon, this is the most important cornholing in our Nation's history! Nothing else matters!

I am taking the pledge. I vow not to post in any Kobe threads but this one either.

[DarkPhenyx]

8. Cool!

You can help me with my song then. We need a second verse. I think we all know the tune. For those that don't thhough, it's "Camptown Races"

[WinstonChurchill]

4. What a Load

I just can't understand the media's fascination with this guy anyway. I suppose if you are a sports star, anything you do goes under the microscope. If I never heard his name again it would be too soon.

[gibbyman]

6. Can I Get an Amen

Now with that all said and done, let's move on.........:argh NEXT:

[newyawker99]

13. Hi WinstonChurchill!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[MaineDem]

5. I agree with everything said above

I don't care if I never hear his name again. In fact, I'd prefer it.

[VelmaD]

7. *snort*

you sang *snort*

[Piperay]

9. Me neither...

that is just more celebrity crap so that the media can avoid doing the real work of covering real news. :argh: :mad:

[DarkPhenyx]

10. You can help with the song too.

People will tell you that I need all the help I can get. unfortuantely therapy is expensive.

[slappypan]

11. how 'bout a limerick

When sleazy news networks like Fox
Promote wayward roundballers' cocks
Just turn off the TV
Of this tripe you'll stay free
Who needs the damn idiot box!

[DarkPhenyx]

12. *applauding*

Excellent! I approve whole heartedly!

:)

[slappypan]

14. It's Friday afternoon ...

and I still don't care about Kobe B.

[Maine-i-acs]

15. Kobe-free Newspaper!

Be sure to congratualte them. No coverage until the verdict:
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=1634938&partnersite=espn

[sister_rosa_refried]

16. A fine ditty, dear!

Very clever, dear.