I am the GAYMASTER

[Placebo]

my homo-making technique is unstoppable.

[datasuspect]

1. can you make me one?

or make me into one?

i'm curious . . .

[Placebo]

4. for the right price, i can go both...

but what a price

[datasuspect]

7. monetary?

or physical/spiritual/moral price?

i gotta tell ya, i only have about 1.62 in change and i don't think that will take me very far

[Placebo]

9. you're not rich enough to be homo

people who's net-value can be held in the palm of their hand NEED. NOT. APPLY. TO. GAYLAND.

[datasuspect]

13. pish posh

sounds like a republican shindig if you ask me . . .

[Occulus]

11. not even to the $1.98 Beauty Show n/t

[Occulus]

2. Do you have red hair?

I'm just curious.

on edit: for a REASON. Get yer mind outta the gutter.....

[Placebo]

6. absolutely...

NOT

[Occulus]

10. oh, ok.

I once saw a guy in a dream when I was 10 or 11 leaning against my mailbox. I was wondering if it was you. :silly:

[Placebo]

14. please, no discussion of dreams, i ain't a shrink

:silly:

[jpgray]

3. Pssh. Being a homomaker isn't a real job

:D

[Placebo]

5. *cue flamewar*

:nuke:

[northamericancitizen]

20. Sorry Placebo...

I always thought you were a female. Reading your post tonight I went and checked your profile. Oups. I was wrong.
My apologies... if needed.

Mind you it is a plus for me. Always felt closer to gay men than to straight woman. Maybe because I am still a "Machote".. the feminine equivalent of a Macho.


lise

[Placebo]

21. Placebo = WOMAN?

Well...it wouldn't be the firrst time I was mistaken for a woman online. :)

Buuuuuuuuuut, that's a whole other story in and of itself, anywho...

Most of my - who am I kidding? All of my friends are girls, so I guess I understand you. I certainly can't seem to get along with guys, straight or gay, and girls just seem to...fit. (no pun intended)

:hi:

[northamericancitizen]

22. I love your answer Placebo. Are we

both "misfits" who can't get along with our own gender?

Relatively speaking... lol

[Placebo]

23. Must be!

But then most of my girl friends hate other girls and have mostly guy friends, hmm...funny how things work out.

I sometimes am in awe of people who have the typical best friends of their same gender and just occasionally take trips over to freaky unpredictable scary fun dirty evil "Opposite Sexville" :)

[northamericancitizen]

24. You made me laughed. I am usually indifferent or bored .

It may seems pretentious to express my feelings this way. But, hey , I wanted to make an impact on you.

May you turn many "MACHOS", even for a few hours. Afterwards send them over this way, I will be waiting...

I am a macho, I like to conquer lol

[WindRavenX]

8. can I be a fag-hag mistress?

Please? :D :D

[Placebo]

12. YES.

you shall break the backs of many a fag-hag wannabe with your cruel tutelage, oh genius Reverend Fag-hag.

[WindRavenX]

15. damn straight I will

Now, do these jeans make my arse look big? :P

[Placebo]

16. they do, but they're FAAAAAAAAABULOUS...

the big ass look is in, have you seen J Lo? People are buying jeans INTENTIONALLY to make their asses look big, it's fab I say, FAB!

[WindRavenX]

17. this is true

But dahling, I actually HAVE a big ass!! :o
(I'm short so...well, everything looks...a bit big on me...)

[Placebo]

18. oh no you DON'T...

you eat like a bird and run your arse off :)

[Skittles]

19. OK Gaypeddo

I believe you! :D