Aren't there more than 50 ways to leave your lover?

[madison2000]

amputation of his member being the 51st

[Radical Activist]

1. That goes a little beyond "leaving"

But yes, I have probably used or experienced more than 50 ways to leave your lover.

[northamericancitizen]

2. Cutting his hearth in little pieces woulbe # 52 ? n/t

[JohnnyRingo]

3. I think a gentleman would only use the accepted 3

"Out the back"
"A new plan"
"Get a new key"

[Seabiscuit]

5. Me, I'd just get on the bus, gus.

[JVS]

4. Ask Zevon's excitable boy

[madison2000]

6. No need to be coy, Roy

[Freebird12004]

7. "just listen to me"

~ sending a "break-up e-mail" shouldn't be included in the 50 acceptable "ways of leaving your lover". :grr:

[madison2000]

8. no need to discuss much

just drop off the key, Lee, and get yourself free....

What great lyrics!

[Freebird12004]

9. "it grieves me to see you in such pain"

"I wish there was something that I could do to make you smile again"

~ I couldn't have said it better or kinder myself ~ Yes, great lyrics!

[Left Is Write]

10. Yeah, but the song is only about 50 of them.